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 Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:21 pm
granted. you live a life of cheated riches and are lucky enough to earn a spot in heck as eternal's torturee.
i wish disney channel shows would become less annoying.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:15 am
Granted. Now they're dark, depressing and teaches children to be emo!
I wish for --> cheese_whine High-quality, okay! Cheap wine sucks!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:10 am
Granted. You then get the bill for it which you can't afford, which results in you having to stomp grapes for life to make up for the price.
I wish for a new high tech torture chair.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:15 am
Granted. It runs on batteries. You don't have them.
I wish for a handbook on torture
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:25 pm
granted. it was actually written on deceased torture victims' hands, and the ink didn't hold up with the natural oils and withering.
i wish i could use video game cheat codes on my life.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:39 pm
Granted. Your life is full of bugs.
I wish for a razor-sharp dagger for cutting and killing people other than myself~!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:01 pm
granted. it is so thin and sharp that it breaks upon its first use.
i wish that i could think of something to make my current avi even cuter, while still retaining its normality.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:02 pm
Granted. You dress as a Japanese school girl. (Cute and normal)
I wish for a new bicycle!
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:11 pm
granted. it's not made as sturdily as older bikes were, and starts breaking after 2 weeks.
i wish that i could shapeshift.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:27 pm
Granted. You cant shift back
I wish for a hug
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:30 pm
granted. total strangers feel compelled to hug your from now on.
i wish that i had something better to do.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:32 pm
Granted. It involved a magic spell, a mirror, a murderer and a hammer
I wish to be free~! heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:33 pm
granted. you are set free just as the the mirror was being thrown off a cliff.
i wish that i could use mirrors as portal to other places.
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:36 pm
Granted. Sadly, I'm your guide! heart
I wish the mirror was silver
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:42 pm
Granted. You get sold and melted down.
I wish stabbing people didn't leave so many bloodstains.
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