corrupt a wish

[ScuroFenice]

granted, but then you can't take it off

I wish I found the lost city of atlantis  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The original owner takes it back.


I wish I met Teito Klein from 07 Ghost.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. they're extremely uninteresting when you meet them in person.

i wish that my fingers weren't cold.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. *sets your hand on fire*


I wish I had the patience to draw.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you don't bother to draw, though.

i wish that my toes weren't frostbitten.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted! *cuts off all your toes* There! Now they can't get frostbitten anymore! =)

I wish I had more money for books  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it's all counterfeit, and you end up going to jail for a very long time.

i wish that the entire world was like a musical.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted! But, everyone is a horrible singer, and sucks at dancing!

I wish I had a time machine  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It transports you to Poland during the Second World War and then breaks down.


I wish I had a chainsaw that could cut through bone easily.  

[butterfly LaRue]

Granted. It kicks when you start it, making you drop it on your foot.


I wish I had a cat.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted, but then it runs away.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now you're allergic to yourself.


I wish magic_doglover had a monkey on his head.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But then the monkey went insane and ate off magic_doglover's head.

I wish I had a cookie  

[butterfly LaRue]

Granted. It turns out to a psychic, talking cookie, which tells you visions of a nightmare world to come, destroying your sanity.

I wish I could think of an interesting, completely uncorruptable wish.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but you never had the nerve to wish it out loud and only kept it in your head your entire life.


I wish there was a city named after me.