corrupt a wish

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it is known for being the most dismal, poorly constructed, ugly, uneducated city in the country.

i wish that i knew everything about psychology.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Information overload.

I wish I could hear doglover screaming while he's having his information overload!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He sounds like a foghorn.


I wish I didn't get motion sickness.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You now have stationary sickness.

I wish corpses didn't decay so easily!  

[magic_doglover]

granted. now they don't decay at all, and you start running out places to put them.

i wish i had more time to keep up with all these threads.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You become a social loser.


I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You work yourself to death.

I wish all my items would sell higher on the marketplace when I decide to sell them  

[Matasoga]

Ayame-Yuura

Granted. You work yourself to death.
I wish all my items would sell higher on the marketplace when I decide to sell them

Granted. You sell lots of items at a very high price and become one of the wealthy elite on Gaia. You spend more and more time on Gaia, as a result, causing your family, romantic, and social life to suffer. By the time that you are hacked, Gaia is almost all you have. You're a total shut in, and you briefly contemplate suicide.
I wish that I wasn't sick, just now.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. That sickness is transferred to your closest friend who so happens to have AIDS.

I wish people weren't so demanding!  

[Matasoga]

Ayame-Yuura

Granted. That sickness is transferred to your closest friend who so happens to have AIDS.

I wish people weren't so demanding!

Wish granted. Everyone's expectations of you gradually drop and continue lowering further and further. Soon it reaches the point that no one ever expects anything from you, ever again.
I wish that my friends lived closer.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

[Then good!]

They live so close you find out dirty things about them to the point that you can't even look them in the face.

I wish for more cake!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Here you go. *hits you in the face with it*


I wish I had cyborg parts.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. The technology is still not developed completely resulting in disadvantages such as extremely slow movement, robot screeching sounds when you move AND the requirement of much oil every 5 minutes as well as gasoline. And suddenly, there's a gasoline inflation~! heart

I wish to watch a mushroom cloud from a safe distance along with a close friend.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Your hometown was nuked along with all your family.


I wish for a giant statue of myself made of gold.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

[I don't mind that]

Granted. They get your nose wrong.

I wish for a pillow.