corrupt a wish

[magic_doglover]

granted. but it is made of marshmallow, and melts when you sleep, ruining your hair.

i wish that i had had enough motivation to change my avi to something less ridiculous.  

[B1g_crunch]

Granted, but it takes all of your motivation and as such you begin a gradual descent into failure with every other aspect of your life.

I wish I was fluent in every language.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. too bad your brain overloaded and made you mute. *shrug*

i wish that i could control static electricity.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but now you shock yourself with every step you take.


I wish I had a really big gun.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. one of your arm muscles expanded to a dangerous size, and you had to have the arm amputated.

i wish that slang didn't exist.  

[B1g_crunch]

Grented, you're now deaf and blind.

I wish I had x-ray vision.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You wind up with eye cancer.


I wish I was enlightened.  

[B1g_crunch]

Granted, you float up into space and no one helps you because they think your new wisdom makes you pretentious.

I wish I were a pokemon trainer.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you get eaten by a Victreebell (spelling?).

i wish that my nightmares would come true.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted, you live out all of your nightmares in a coma, believing they all have come true!

I wish I was able to get on the computer more often.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Your personal and social lives crumble.


I wish it wasn't so cold outside.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted, now it's always sweltering hot out!

I wish I could grant wishes for real.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You can only grant the wishes of other people and a good number of those "other people" wishing from you turn out to be JUST LIKE Eternal.

I wish the world turned into a gigantic, edible green pea that becomes our ONLY source of food but of course, the next generation will lose their habitat if people eat too much of the world resulting in starvation, murder for population control and absolute chaos all ready to happen when I'm dead and gone and laughing from wherever I am... Heaven, hell, purgatory or non existence... just looking down and LOLing myself to death all over again.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the pea also happens to strip people of their reproductive capabilities in that second generation so the chaos is very short-lived.

i wish that i could manipulate technology with my mind.  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted but whenever you fall asleep or zone out all technologies fail and nuclear weapons launch themselves

I wish Steven Tyler was in love with me