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 Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:20 am
Granted. He is in love with you but he decides he's more in love with himself! rofl
I wish Johnny Depp is in love with me~!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:37 pm
Granted, but his job gets in the way and he eventually cheats on you.
I wish I never get fat.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:41 pm
Granted you slowly starve to death and eating will only speed up the process
I wish I had a 1900 SAT score
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:49 pm
Granted, but then all the world's top governments think you're an alien and they want to dissect you to see what makes you tick
I wish I could get whatever I wanted with a snap of the fingers
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:01 pm
Granted. Your fingers get snapped off! biggrin
I wish I had an uninterrupted romance scene with Captain Jack Sparrow~!
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:47 am
Granted but he's a pirate so he hasn't bathe in years
I wish I queen of the universe
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:14 am
Granted. The universe rebels in the form of a big crunch!
I wish for credit crunch bars~!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:44 am
Granted they crunch you after they're done with you credit
I wish I came with background music
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:01 am
GRANTED but then the back round music to jaws played and you got eaten by a shark
I wish I wold get layed
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:48 pm
Wish granted you are layed in an Iron Maiden
I wish I had Beyonce tickets
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:17 pm
Granted. You're in the back row behind a pillar.
I wish that WWIII will never happen, in case it does.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:13 am
Granted. The silent cold war being fought instead of the open world war resulted in a fusion bomb that, little did humans know, is too strong to be contained... And devours the world~! biggrin
I wish I was hungry for blood instead of food. =[
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:00 am
Granted you become a vampire and are killed by Twilight fan girls
I wish I had an iPhone
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:41 pm
Granted. You lose all your possessions just to pay off the bill.
I wish for peace in the Middle-East.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:22 am
Granted. There's outbreak of war everywhere else.
I wish Eternal went back to his usually dark self. sad
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