corrupt a wish

[Ayame-Yuura]

OMG! Gay Pride Advocate! Awesome~!

Granted. Gays murder you for parading with them and NOT being gay.

I wish I had more gaia time to answer all your insults  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You were fired.


I wish George Carlin was alive again.  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted his first show is mocking you, your family and everything you love

I wish I could marry rich  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. A day later he goes bankrupt.


I wish Global Warming wasn't happening at such a rapid rate.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Global COOLING happens at a rapid rate which no country prepared for thus resulting in an extinction-causing ice age  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No wish. No corruption. ******** wish we weren't all slaves to our corporate masters.  

[Deadcant_Closed]

Granted, we are now slaves to another collective to rise and fill in the void.

I wish I could bend reality by mere will.  

[Rsnbl Faith]

granted but you go insane

(I would like to make a straight pride parade, who wants to come!?!? Any other closet straights out there acting as if there is something to hide? <- btw this is a sarcastic joke)

I wish people were more reasonable.  

[Valiant Fenris]

granted...we are too reasonable

I wish i had a shirt...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's made of people.


I wish for the end of organized religion.  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, no one has died for any reason for ages

I wish for a shirt not made of people  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

alright, dead puppies it is then!!!

i wish to become incorruptable  

[Valiant Fenris]

you are....but everyone hates you for it

I wish my coat wasnt anything flesh or bone...or the dead versions of such....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's a fur coat, which results in members of PETA lynching you.


I wish for a guillotine with a conveyor belt so that the condemned prisoners can be rolled down to the blade.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

granted, and you're the first test subject


i wish i knew what to wish for