corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You wished to be guillotined *SLICE!*


I wish for some cool new military boots.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but they are missing the laces

I wish I had a platypus  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

here you go... a RAPID, MAN EATING platypus!!!!!

i wish you had a platypus  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I did, but I had to get rid of it after it ate all the men in my family... Stupid rabid, man-eating platypus...

I wish I had a cookie  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's filled with truth serum. Now you have to tell us where the rebel bases are located.


I wish I wasn't interrupted during my prisoner beatings.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but the prisoners are now beating you

I wish the world was covered in chocolate  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Everyone suffocates to death because they're all covered in chocolate and can't breath, including you.


I wish for a snazzy new necktie. One that's not made with any bizarre materials.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but it was used to strangle you

I wish I actually cared...  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, you cared too much and stopped drinking as you pray to your god

I wish i understood ALL science  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but now you have constant migraines

I wish I had all the levels, all of them!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You fell off the platform and died. Mario is laughing at you.


I wish for a more painful procedure to use on my prisoners.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but you're out of prisoners

I wish I had a portal gun  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

sure, but then u put portals above and below each other and fell in.

I wish I had a hookshot  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but there are no targets or hookshot related enemies

I wish I didn't have the constant migraines  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. *bashes your head in* Problem solved. mrgreen


I wish I had more prisoners to test my sword on.