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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:06 pm
You wished to be guillotined *SLICE!*
I wish for some cool new military boots.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:06 pm
Granted, but they are missing the laces
I wish I had a platypus
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:19 am
here you go... a RAPID, MAN EATING platypus!!!!!
i wish you had a platypus
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:16 pm
I did, but I had to get rid of it after it ate all the men in my family... Stupid rabid, man-eating platypus...
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:12 pm
Granted. It's filled with truth serum. Now you have to tell us where the rebel bases are located.
I wish I wasn't interrupted during my prisoner beatings.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:20 pm
Granted, but the prisoners are now beating you
I wish the world was covered in chocolate
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:50 pm
Granted. Everyone suffocates to death because they're all covered in chocolate and can't breath, including you.
I wish for a snazzy new necktie. One that's not made with any bizarre materials.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:51 pm
Granted, but it was used to strangle you
I wish I actually cared...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:02 am
Granted, you cared too much and stopped drinking as you pray to your god
I wish i understood ALL science
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:14 pm
Granted, but now you have constant migraines
I wish I had all the levels, all of them!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:26 pm
Granted. You fell off the platform and died. Mario is laughing at you.
I wish for a more painful procedure to use on my prisoners.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:40 pm
Granted, but you're out of prisoners
I wish I had a portal gun
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:37 pm
sure, but then u put portals above and below each other and fell in.
I wish I had a hookshot
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:48 pm
Granted, but there are no targets or hookshot related enemies
I wish I didn't have the constant migraines
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:46 pm
Granted. *bashes your head in* Problem solved. mrgreen
I wish I had more prisoners to test my sword on.
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