corrupt a wish

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but you get too much, they revolt, and your tortured for one hundred years.

I wish I could do Alchemy like Fullmetal Alchemist  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted...and just like Edward Elric you lose an arm and a leg.


I wish I didn't have smelly farts.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but now they explode

I wish I had a sandwich made out of normal sandwich things  

[Ariemea]

Granted, but the sandwich will eat you.

I wish My neck didn't hurt from hunching over this computer for too long.  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but now your butt hurts from sitting down too long

I wish i was dead  

[dugeun]

Granted, but now you'll be reborn as Siamese Twins.

I wish I could have an entire Family Guy episode about me.  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but no one liked it so Family Guy was canceled in fear that more episodes would stink

I wish I was male again  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but it will only last ten seconds

I wish my lawn would cut itself...  

[dugeun]

Granted, but it also viciously cuts anything else that walks over it.

I wish I could speak Chinese fluently.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but now that's the only language you speak and no one else does

I wish nothing bad ever happens to me  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but nothing happens to you and your sent to limbo

I wish I were one year older  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but you end up dying seconds after it happens

I wish I had some gum  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, the first bite blows your head off though

I wish i couldn't see  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but now your other senses are hyper sensitive to the point of pain

I wish Valiant was a boy again  

[Valiant Fenris]

Granted, but now your a boy too

I wish I had the motivation to update my wish list