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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:05 pm
Granted, but then your house falls on her.
I wish I had a mirror to see how good I look.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:49 pm
Granted, but it's a trick mirror, so it makes you look fat and ugly.
I wish for a carton of orange juice.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:15 am
Granted, but it was spiked.
I wish Batman were real.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:28 pm
Granted. He beats you up because he thought you were the joker.
I wish for a black silk shirt.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:14 am
granted, but it is bleached white.
I wish for happiness.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:02 am
Granted. Everyone else in the world is happy, but you get cursed with depression.
I wish for people to use as target practice.
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:03 am
Granted, but they all got away from you.
I wish my cat came home.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:59 pm
Granted, but then it killed you.
I wish I had steak.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:54 am
granted but it was old and rotten and moldy.
I wish people played these games more.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:55 am
granted but any you play in or start remain unplayed.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:19 am
Didn't make a wish for me to corrupt... emo
I wish a had a dog.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:22 am
Granted, but the dog is feral and has rabbies.
I wish I had one trillion U.S. dollars.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:12 am
Granted, but then I stole it all.
I wish I were friends with a Leprechaun.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:00 pm
Granted, unfortunately for you, your account doesn't allow outside friend request.
I wish I had unmatched computer hacking skills.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:06 am
Granted, but they do not work outside of video games.
I wish I were sexy.
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