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 Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:11 pm
I got you a uniform, but I think I made it too small.
I wish I had more butterfly followers.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:53 pm
granted, but they all want to eat you.
I wish I could get payed very well for doing nothing.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:30 pm
You get fired a few hours later.
I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:00 pm
Sure. But first you gotta dance twisted
I wish I had a cure for every ailment.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:47 pm
granted but two minutes later someone kills you so you never get to distribute the cures to the masses
I wish I was liked
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:09 pm
Granted, but only the really perverted people liked you.
I wish I had me own crew.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:53 pm
granted, but none of them are loyal to you
I wish I held the solution to ending world hunger.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:48 pm
Granted, but everyone already starved to death.
I wish for a sharper sword.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:32 am
Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself and bleed out.
I wish to make some girl happy.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:58 am
granted but now shes a staker.
I wish i could travel in the tardis
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:40 pm
Granted but the doctor is now after you for stealing it.
I wish i had perfect hair forever. the full DvD box set.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:24 pm
Ganted. You now have a perfect, full, dvd box wig.
I wish my wish couldnt be corrupted.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:11 pm
Granted, but only that wish is uncorruptable, everything else is still flawed.
I wish to be able to control plant life.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:27 pm
granted but you end up turning into a plant in the process.
I wish I was perfect.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:36 am
Granted, but now the whole human race irritates you with all its imperfections and you hermit away until you die.
I wish my ladyfriend would pay more attention to me. razz
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