corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. She becomes a stalker.

I wish I had a date.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, too bad your date is a no show.

I wish i had infinite bullets!  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

granted, but they are all used against you.

I wish I wasn't forever alone.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Now you're stuck with the most repulsive woman ever for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do a presentation tomorrow.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, you got an F.

I wish I had a ring of comfort.  

[LucasMondeveig]

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Granted, the ring was uncomfortable itself.

I wish for eternal happiness.

 

[Different...Very.]

Granted. You're in a coma on morphine.


I wish I found all the money I ever lost.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted. It's inside a locked safe made of adamantium. And there's no lock or way to pick it open.

I wish I could see into women's locker rooms without getting caught.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It's only for locker rooms that women over the age of 70 use.


I wish my flamethrower fuel never ran out.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but you have to stay in one place or the fuel line will get cut off from your tank.

I wish I could eat garlic without having bad breath.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but you're a vampire, so it kills you.


I wish my victims wouldn't scream quite so loudly while I burn them to death. It hurts the ears sometimes.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted. They're all dead.

I wish for a broken knife.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. *stabs you so hard the knife breaks*

I wish for more experimental test subjects, preferably of the living variety.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted. Each one of these test subject has five minutes to live. Cancer's a b***h.

I wish Eternal didn't harbor a grudge against me.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted. He let his wrath out on you.


I wish I was reunited with my cat.