What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:27 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no! she repels them! no problem! lol morning! no hits today, score stays the same! The spelling bees didn't work, so the droid sends in a swarm of spelling alligators. Who knew such a thing existed? Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
Now you messing with Raggedy Anne Dude! spelling alligators, how they gonna hurt me? lol rofl look at my shiny new light sabers! hehe oo that's gonna hurt! 2hits! take that! Queentintin=195 well leaves the DROID= 30! lol The droid sputters and sparks. It leaks oil on the ground at the girl's feet and ignites it with a spark. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
lol I think the glacial circumstances, would put out the flame! lol 1 hit, the droid's caput! hehe! tom new battke! Shows what you know! You rolled 3 6-sided dice instead of 8-sided.
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wild and crazy thing rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:28 am
this looks like fun! since i'm a beginner! EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP
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wild and crazy thing rolled 2 4-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:30 am
wild and crazy thing this looks like fun! since i'm a beginner! wikd and crazy thing~250 Droid=250 -30=220 1 hit now plays the other 2 another hit Droid= now @ 190! EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 6, 4
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:52 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no! she repels them! no problem! lol morning! no hits today, score stays the same! The spelling bees didn't work, so the droid sends in a swarm of spelling alligators. Who knew such a thing existed? Queentintin = 195 Droid = 140
Now you messing with Raggedy Anne Dude! spelling alligators, how they gonna hurt me? lol rofl look at my shiny new light sabers! hehe oo that's gonna hurt! 2hits! take that! Queentintin=195 well leaves the DROID= 30! lol The droid sputters and sparks. It leaks oil on the ground at the girl's feet and ignites it with a spark. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
lol I think the glacial circumstances, would put out the flame! lol 1 hit, the droid's caput! hehe! tom new battke! Shows what you know! You rolled 3 6-sided dice instead of 8-sided.Hey ! I did! ok, rolls the good die today! twisted
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:54 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Now you messing with Raggedy Anne Dude! spelling alligators, how they gonna hurt me? lol rofl look at my shiny new light sabers! hehe oo that's gonna hurt! 2hits! take that! Queentintin=195 well leaves the DROID= 30! lol The droid sputters and sparks. It leaks oil on the ground at the girl's feet and ignites it with a spark. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 30
lol I think the glacial circumstances, would put out the flame! lol 1 hit, the droid's caput! hehe! tom new battke! Shows what you know! You rolled 3 6-sided dice instead of 8-sided.Hey ! I did! ok, rolls the good die today! twisted ok got 2 hits! so this droid is done, and leaves me with one hit on a new droid, new battle for tom, Queentintin=250 Droid= 195! nice to have you around Darth Daddicus!
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:58 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Not going to complain though. Fred 250 Droid 195 What the crap?! Where in the Temple is DD-SCRAPS?! That bucket of bolts is skipping his primary programming! Gah! I don't even know if I remember how to use these controls!
The droid spins in a circle as it ignites its lightsabers. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 195
Spins counter clockwise to avoid the lightsabers. Fred 140 Droid 195
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:59 am
Ducks low
Fred 140 Droid 195-55=140
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Fred66 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:00 am
Getting the aim right
Fred 140 Droid 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:23 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus This is ridiculous! Somebody find my stinking automaton and get them back in here! The droid, decimated as it is, twitches and jerks and fires its blasters in sporadic bursts.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme pities the droid and punches it onto a scrap pile in the corner of the room. She grabs a replacement droid out from behind it.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme enjoys a respite while listening to tintin’s Jams.Esme=250 Droid=250
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 6
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:17 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus This is ridiculous! Somebody find my stinking automaton and get them back in here! The droid, decimated as it is, twitches and jerks and fires its blasters in sporadic bursts.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme pities the droid and punches it onto a scrap pile in the corner of the room. She grabs a replacement droid out from behind it.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme enjoys a respite while listening to tintin’s Jams.Esme=250 Droid=250 Esme ignites her light saber to a menacing glow. First, she swipes low and removes the droid’s roller. Next, in an upward thrust, she removes the droid’s left appendage. Finally, Esme swings her weapon down, catching the droid’s other arm. The helpless droid sways rhythmically and emits sparks from every opening.Esme=259 Droid=250-55-55-55=85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 2
Total: 8 (3-12)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:22 am
wild and crazy thing wild and crazy thing this looks like fun! since i'm a beginner! wikd and crazy thing~250 Droid=250 -30=220 1 hit now plays the other 2 another hit Droid= now @ 190! EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP The droid pulls out a hammer and bangs on the meatbag's toes. wild and crazy thing = 160 Droid = 190
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:23 am
Queentintin Hey ! I did! ok, rolls the good die today! twisted The droid tries for a roundhouse kick before it realizes it has no legs, but it hopes to bump into the girl really hard with its chassis. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 2
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:24 am
Fred66 Getting the aim right Fred 140 Droid 140 The droid zips around behind the girl and runs a lightsaber up her spine. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 8
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:27 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus This is ridiculous! Somebody find my stinking automaton and get them back in here! The droid, decimated as it is, twitches and jerks and fires its blasters in sporadic bursts.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 30
Esme pities the droid and punches it onto a scrap pile in the corner of the room. She grabs a replacement droid out from behind it.Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme enjoys a respite while listening to tintin’s Jams.Esme=250 Droid=250 Esme ignites her light saber to a menacing glow. First, she swipes low and removes the droid’s roller. Next, in an upward thrust, she removes the droid’s left appendage. Finally, Esme swings her weapon down, catching the droid’s other arm. The helpless droid sways rhythmically and emits sparks from every opening.Esme=259 Droid=250-55-55-55=85 The droid fires a burst of poisonous darts at the girl in desperation. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:37 am
Good morning Master. Training hard here! ☕️ 🥯 🍳 🥓
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