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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 7
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:03 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid fires a missile from each of its shoulders. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber, slashes the droid’s circuits and steps back to avoid colliding with the convulsing droid. In a downward stroke, Esme cuts through the cpu and the droid hisses as it collapses. Esme grabs a replacement Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid=250 Esme lounges in a recliner, sipping a tropical drink. 🍹 Esme=250 Droid=250 Esme slaps the droid into a spin. She drop kicks the droid and it continues spinning on the ground.Esme =250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Practice session ended - reboot (please confirm if correct)Esme=250 Droid=250 The droid feeds the girl leftovers from the cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140 Typically, on any other February, this would be the last attack, but this February has 29 days. Hit it again tomorrow!
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 5, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:05 pm
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Pulls top over nose and mouth to evade the gas. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid cannot do this and inhales the gas. Droid is no more. Has a profound affect on the new droid too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid puts a gas mask on, ignites a saber, and drops down to slash at the meatbag's knees. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
Runs away to buy some knee pads. Comes back ready to fight. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid goes for an overhead slash. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Looks around for some protective headgear too whilst trying to scare the droid into a mistake. Fred 195 Droid 30 The droid emits a deadly gas in a last-ditch effort to fend the girl off. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 5, 7
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:06 pm
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd The droid sicks a pack of Dobermans on the jackalope. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 140
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:51 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 Pulls top over nose and mouth to evade the gas. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid cannot do this and inhales the gas. Droid is no more. Has a profound affect on the new droid too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid puts a gas mask on, ignites a saber, and drops down to slash at the meatbag's knees. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 195
Runs away to buy some knee pads. Comes back ready to fight. Fred 250 Droid 85 The droid goes for an overhead slash. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 85
Looks around for some protective headgear too whilst trying to scare the droid into a mistake. Fred 195 Droid 30 The droid emits a deadly gas in a last-ditch effort to fend the girl off. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 30
Jumps high to escape the gas and goes for the jugular. Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid is no more. biggrin
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 5
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:49 pm
Darth Daddicus Esme Marie Cullen Esme slaps the droid into a spin. She drop kicks the droid and it continues spinning on the ground.Esme =250 Droid=250-55-55=140 Practice session ended - reboot (please confirm if correct)Esme=250 Droid=250 The droid feeds the girl leftovers from the cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140 Typically, on any other February, this would be the last attack, but this February has 29 days. Hit it again tomorrow!I forgot about that. Esme trips the droid and slams her foot into it’s power pack.Esme=140 Droid=140-55-55=30 Session ended Esme=250 Fresh droid=250
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 4
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 6:25 am
New droid for a new month. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSlices at the droid's weak spot. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 4, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:02 pm
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid feeds the girl leftovers from the cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140 Typically, on any other February, this would be the last attack, but this February has 29 days. Hit it again tomorrow! I forgot about that. Esme trips the droid and slams her foot into it’s power pack.Esme=140 Droid=140-55-55=30 Session ended Esme=250 Fresh droid=250 Esme draws her light saber and once ignited, she slashes left and right, successfully removing the droid’s appendages.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:47 am
Fred66 New droid for a new month. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSlices at the droid's weak spot. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid eats the chocolate the girl offers it, as that is its only weakness, and offers the girl a bite of King Cake. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 5, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:48 am
Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid feeds the girl leftovers from the cafeteria. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140 Typically, on any other February, this would be the last attack, but this February has 29 days. Hit it again tomorrow! I forgot about that. Esme trips the droid and slams her foot into it’s power pack.Esme=140 Droid=140-55-55=30 Session ended Esme=250 Fresh droid=250 Esme draws her light saber and once ignited, she slashes left and right, successfully removing the droid’s appendages.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid doesn't need appendages when it fires missiles from its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:55 am
Darth Daddicus The droid doesn't need appendages when it fires missiles from its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
Esme jabs a chisel into the droid’s visual enhancer.Esme=140 Droid=140-55=85
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 6
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:03 am
Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin filling, in me? oh my! nono my dragon wouldnt do this! fights back! hehe , breathe fire baby! nothing! stressed Queentintin=250 Droid=250 The droid breathes fire out of its own mouth. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 250
à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd The droid sicks a pack of Dobermans on the jackalope. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 140
oo now that was evil! but we owned a dwarf pincher and *Chummy* was the best dog, I miss him, loved till he was 15 yrs , dog yrs , heart good morning Dark one xd got ya! match over, droid caput , 3 hits xd twisted
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 3
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:22 am
Darth Daddicus Fred66 New droid for a new month. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSlices at the droid's weak spot. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid eats the chocolate the girl offers it, as that is its only weakness, and offers the girl a bite of King Cake. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
How thoughtful. Thank you. Gives the droid a huge box of chocolates to slow it down. Fred 195 Droid 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 4, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:12 am
Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid doesn't need appendages when it fires missiles from its chassis. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 140
Esme jabs a chisel into the droid’s visual enhancer.Esme=140 Droid=140-55=85 The droid fires a barrage of poisonous darts at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:13 am
Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin Darth Daddicus Queentintin à ahh! must finish that droid, least get some damage on it lol no hits! I'm a gonner lol! *runs* The droid stabs the girl with a sword and holds her against the fire like a marshmallow. Queentintin = Crap! The girl got too crispy on the outside! Droid = 250
LOL I knew you'd make up something like so! lol new battle! Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 LIke to get my revenge, I recuperate, always do lol 2 hits! take that, this little Jackalope knows a few tricks lol Queentintin= 250 Droid= 140 xd The droid sicks a pack of Dobermans on the jackalope. Queentintin = 85 Droid = 140
oo now that was evil! but we owned a dwarf pincher and *Chummy* was the best dog, I miss him, loved till he was 15 yrs , dog yrs , heart good morning Dark one xd got ya! match over, droid caput , 3 hits xd twisted The droid uses a cattle prod on the girl to force her into a corner. Queentintin = 140 Droid = 85 This is your first battle in March, so this is a new droid.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 8
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:15 am
Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 New droid for a new month. MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSlices at the droid's weak spot. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid eats the chocolate the girl offers it, as that is its only weakness, and offers the girl a bite of King Cake. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
How thoughtful. Thank you. Gives the droid a huge box of chocolates to slow it down. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid begins a strict Keto diet until it realizes that it has been destroying itself by trying to eat nourishment of any kind because it relies strictly upon oil and energy. The Meatbag girl tricked it! The droid force-feeds the girl some of its own dietary needs by shoving a live wire into her mouth. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
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