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 Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:00 am
Elizabeth! Hide the rum!~Capitan Jack Sparrow ~Dead man's chest.
Yes, but why's the rum gone?~Capitan Jack Sparrow ~Pirate of the Carribean
You again! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?~Red ~Hoodwinked
Oh, an avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared. It's rumbling like a mountain lion I must say I'm scared. If not for the witch's spell, you just might hear me scream, but since I'm only singen, I'll just yodel till were creamed.~Mr. Goat ~Hoodwinked
I'm allergic to yodeling.~Wolf ~Hood winked.
Worse. He's a reporter.~Nicky Flippers ~Hoodwinked.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:12 pm
The Greatest thing you'll ever learn is to Love and be Loved in return.
~ Moulin Rouge
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:21 pm
Pride ad Prejudice:
Mr Collins:I told the Lady Katherine that her daughter should be a duchess for she has all te superior graces of elevated rank.
50 First Dates:
Ula: You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: A shark bit me.
Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!
A Knight's Tale:
William: How did the nobles becaome nobles in the first place? They took it at the tip of a sword.
By Diego:
Peggy Bundy: "Hi Al, did you miss me?"...
Al Bundy: "With every bullet so far!".
There are a few^.~
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:32 am
Deo_Machina So the greatest line from a movie is..(help me out here) My favourite is.." No Luke, I AM your father." Star wars,i suppose?uh,how do i enter the 25k contest?
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:44 pm
The Chronicals of Riddick
"There's only one speed: Mine."
"Lady, the universe doesn't know what to do with just one of me."
"Last question, and you better get this one right merc: Who's ship is this?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:05 pm
"If you ain't first your last" xp - Ricky Bobby....had to say it
"These are my two sons walker and Texas Ranger" agian....
I could go on all day with the longest yard and ricky bobby quotes...but I wont. Cause you would all kill me by the end anyway 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:35 pm
Athenian: "Only 300 men? We brought 10,000 soldiers to defend Greek! And to think we thought Sparta would actually contribute.
Leonidus: "Really? You there, what is your job?"
Athenian: "I'm a blacksmith, sir."
Leonidus: "Blacksmith... And you there, what is your job?"
Athenian: "I'm a cook, sir."
Leonidus: "Hmm..." *Turns to the rest of the Spartans* "SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR JOB!"
Spartans: "KILL! KILL! KILL!"
*Turns back to the Athenian* "See? I brought more soldiers than you."
-300
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:33 am
Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Buttercup: I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me.
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
The Grandson: They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
All from The Princess Bride, of course.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:19 pm
SelkeySporadic Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well... you were dead. Buttercup: I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me. Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE. Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... The Grandson: They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? All from The Princess Bride, of course. you can say that again best movie ever
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:50 pm
Talledega Nights has the best quotes.
I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red then ******** you.
We like to have a lot of laughs on the race track, but today we're here to talk about something serious. Packs of ferocious wild dogs controlling the major cities in North America.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:52 pm
I love 300, Princess Bride, Talladega Nights, and Star Wars!
Okay, this is a common misconception
In Star Wars, Empires Strikes Back, everyone thinks Darth Vader says "No, Luke, I am your father."
Truth is, he NEVER says Luke.
The quote is: "No, I am your father."
Go watch it, right now xd
On another note, one of my favourite quotes of all time comes from Harry Potter 3 (sorry if this one has been posted).
Ron: Oh yeah, um... well, um, Harry's got sort of a wonky cross, that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and that's 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:32 am
Clockwork Orange by Stanley Kubrik
(I'm a freak, alright).
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:30 pm
"That's the spirit...one part brave, three parts fool"~Bram, Eragon
"I was expecting someone a little more...well...more."~Durga, Eragon
"Fear not! We are now armed with mighty joint!"~Josephus, History of the World part I
"If I went around, saying I was an emperor just because some watery tart threw a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I tell ya, it takes a real man to wear tights."~Little John, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:48 pm
"WAIT HERE, ILL BE BACK" TERMINATOR JUDGEMENT DAY
not the best movie ever but a good quote just like
"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!" *BLOWS UP THE OTHER "T"* same movie
or........ i forgot..... anyway........
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:49 pm
Deo_Machina So the greatest line from a movie is..(help me out here) My favourite is.." No Luke, I AM your father." tottally the best ever
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