Do something to the next poster

[GoldenFraggle]

Yum yum ! *slurp*
Gives next poster a complete turkey dinner !  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

oh... well... i'm on a diet, you know...
You know what? SCREW IT! *nom nom nom*

*gives next person wishbone*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Let's see *snap* yay! I get the larger piece! I get to make a wish. What it will be? You'll never know. Hee he hee...


*gives next poster a designer gas mask*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

oh, how lovely! is this an early christmas present? not that i'm ever going to be needing this...
*gives next person a butterfinger*  

[GoldenFraggle]

Yummy !!! *chomp* !

Sticks next person in a hippo suit and swings them around singing "I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas" super loud !  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

*I get out of the suit, replace a real hippo on the swing and let it swing back and knock you thirty feet backward into the nearest wall*

*Stares incessantly at the next poster*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Stop that.


*sticks a bowling ball up next poster's nose*  

[Ninja Rin666]

To your surprise, it fits, and I use it as a projectile to shoot a hole in the wall, next to the next poster.

 

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

I shoot the ball before it reaches halfway to the wall, my specialized bullet detonating on impact and sending fragments of the bowling ball at the next poster.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Thank goodness I'm wearing my protective armor.


*grabs next poster's face and begins stretching it*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

Hey! NO! Stop it!!!
*slaps next poster*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How dare you!


*slits next poster's throat*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

oh, it's on, byotch.
*tackles next poster*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ha! You missed! I am over here.


*puts on latex gloves in front of next poster*  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

what are ya gonna use those for?

*engages next poster into a deep and thoughtful discussion about government*