What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Total Votes : 127 |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 8, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:38 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250 Excellent work, *BRZZZT! meatbag! Be sure to pick another droid to destroy today! = Droid =
Esme ignites her light saber and strikes the droid’s midsection. Then she slices off the droid’s light saber.Esme=250 Droid (medium)=250-55-55=140 The droid opens its chassis to reveal a missile launcher, which it uses to fire a missile at the girl. Esme Marie Cullen = 250 Droid = 140
Esme locates a length of re-bar and slams it into the droid’s neck joint, locking it in place.Esme=250 Droid=140-55=85 The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 3
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:39 am
AngelMuerto DD-SCRAPS The droid squeezes the boy's toes with a pair of pliers. AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 145
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 145 Droid = 75
breaks free and kicks the droid a few times
The droid produces a comically large mallet and comes down with an overhead strike on the boy. AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 75
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 3
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:40 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 3
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:05 am
DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 4, 2
Total: 8 (3-12)
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:09 pm
DD-SCRAPS The droid produces a comically large mallet and comes down with an overhead strike on the boy. AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 75
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 75 Droid =
throws his knife at the chandeliers rope that just happens to be over the droids head the chandelier drops taking the droid out for good
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:56 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 1
Total: 5 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:57 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85 The droid realizes it doesn't stand a chance against the girl on the final day of the semester, so it activates its self-destruct as it creeps closer to her. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:05 am
AngelMuerto DD-SCRAPS The droid produces a comically large mallet and comes down with an overhead strike on the boy. AngelMuerto = 75 Droid = 75
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP AngelMuerto = 75 Droid =
throws his knife at the chandeliers rope that just happens to be over the droids head the chandelier drops taking the droid out for good
Congratulations, *BRZZZT! meatbag! Perhaps today you can pick a Hard Level droid and try to destroy it on the last day of the semester.
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:52 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPShould have time to defeat this droid. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid goes back in time and befriends the girl so she feels too guilty to fight back as the droid starts boxing her face. Fred66 = 195 Droid = 195
Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Tosses the droid out with the trash, Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid thought he could win. Huh. rolleyes That showed him.
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 8
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:51 am
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85 The droid realizes it doesn't stand a chance against the girl on the final day of the semester, so it activates its self-destruct as it creeps closer to her. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and stuns the droid with the flash as she removes the battery 🔋 and cpu housing. After the droid withers into a heap, Esme selects another medium droid to practice on. Esme concludes this droid is not mobile when she hears hissing and sees smoke where her weapon removed it’s roller.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250-55=195
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 2, 12
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:53 pm
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPAngelMuerto = 250 Droid = 165
barely scratched the droid
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:57 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid has only its eye lasers to counter with after the girl has disarmed it so completely. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme=195 Droid=85 The droid realizes it doesn't stand a chance against the girl on the final day of the semester, so it activates its self-destruct as it creeps closer to her. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 85
Esme ignites her light saber and stuns the droid with the flash as she removes the battery 🔋 and cpu housing. After the droid withers into a heap, Esme selects another medium droid to practice on. Esme concludes this droid is not mobile when she hears hissing and sees smoke where her weapon removed it’s roller.Esme=250 Droid=85-55-55=scrap Replacement droid, medium-skilled=250-55=195 Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Unfriends the droid and retaliates with a smear campaign. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid reminds all the mutual friends the girl and it had about how they used to get along so well and gets them all to agree that she is the one who is overreacting and being melodramtic. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 85
Looks around for some sympathetic people to help crush the droid. Fred 140 Droid 30 The droid disperses a poisonous gas as it begins to expire while melodramatically crying out "Why? Why?" while looking at the meatbag. It watches as the mutual friends of it and the girl start looking at the meatbag with aggressive disdain. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 30
Tosses the droid out with the trash, Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid thought he could win. Huh. rolleyes That showed him. Excellent follow-through, meatbags! Your efforts are *BRZZZT! admirable. The meatbag, AngelMuerto has surpassed your scores for this semester, however, so you will have to try *BRZZZT! again for a prize!
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:43 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droid slips off the conveyor belt and falls to the floor. Fred 250 Droid 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:39 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPEsme ignites her light saber and slashes the droid’s appendages.Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 1, 1
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:58 pm
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP Sachara = 250 Droid = 215 What a way to start????
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