What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:20 am
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Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe droid laces the girl's skin with poison to prepare for the next time she licks her wounds. Esme Marie Cullen = At least it was raspberry flavored poison, though. Droid = 85
New session Esme ignites her light saber and slashes an opening in the droid’s battery pack 🔋. She wipes the raspberry poison from her face and slaps it into the groove left by her light saber.Esme’s=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid is grateful that it was not programmed with taste buds because it has a sneaky suspicion that raspberry would be its least favorite fruit flavor. It enhances the girl's taste in fruit flavors by shoving a pair of bananas up her nostrils. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme blows the bananas out of her nose and snorts derisively while watching the droid practice it’s comedy act tripping over bananas and peels.Esme’s =250 Droid=140-55-55-55=scrap
You may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 4, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:22 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:30 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied! The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears! The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines. Queentintin = JACKPOT! Droid = 30
hope I made it rich lol
New battle normal droid, xd Queentintin=250 Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:19 pm
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance. sachara = 180 Droid = 75
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40 The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0 The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen. sachara = 250 Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:19 pm
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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 4, 2
Total: 9 (3-12)
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 4
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:31 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 2
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:32 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 85
lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad... 1 hit! Queentintin=30 Droid=30 oh cool were tied! The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears! The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines. Queentintin = JACKPOT! Droid = 30
hope I made it rich lol
New battle normal droid, xd Queentintin=250 Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
The droid sends a swarm of attack drones at the girl and her dogs. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 2
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:33 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0 The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen. sachara = 250 Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110
The droid needs the girl to stand still. It hammers nails into the tops of her feet. sachara = 180 Droid = 110
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:34 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 4
Total: 11 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:35 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:41 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh. Queentintin = 30 Droid = 30
oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears! The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines. Queentintin = JACKPOT! Droid = 30
hope I made it rich lol
New battle normal droid, xd Queentintin=250 Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!
maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol The droid sends a swarm of attack drones at the girl and her dogs. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 140
lol you should hear these chicks, (raising 24 meat chicks) lol they run round like crazy this am, been so hot, gave them a refill on water, jjust 9 days old, they are getting chubby,which is what we want xd (attack drones huh) finds a longrange shot gun !
2 hits!
Queentintin=250 Droid= 30! man, dont feel like doing anything right now, routines' making me bleh lol
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 8
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:42 am
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DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPPicks on a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 Sick of being bullied, the droid turns the tables on the girl by giving her an Indian burn. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 140
Twists the droid's arm behind it's back and forces it to surrender.
Fred 250 Droid 140
The droid is no more. biggrin
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 2, 2
Total: 5 (3-12)
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:36 pm
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival. sachara = 110 Droid = 40
Sachara = 110 droid = 0 The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen. sachara = 250 Droid = 215
Sachara = 250 Droid = 110 The droid needs the girl to stand still. It hammers nails into the tops of her feet. sachara = 180 Droid = 110
Sachara = 180 Droid = 40
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