Ultrabord
36.5 tons +3 -3 -2 = 34.5
"I AM THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY LIKE, THIRTEEN!!!" Somebody's grandma really likes ABBA. Arlene has her headphones in and is listening to something more peaceful, although Gordon finds her squawky, mostly-in-tune, crow-like voice hilariously entertaining (him, and just about nobody else.)
Unfortunately, she's so loud they can hear her for miles around, and some random corrupt governor lady demands a bribe in exchange for not throwing Corwyn in solitary confinement for disturbing the peace. And all the stuff she got from helping those jedi got donated to those hungry, poor children who actually liked her singing (I mean, anyone willing to put up with her screaming deserves 3 tons of high-quality gourmet food.)
"I AM THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY LIKE, THIRTEEN!!!" Somebody's grandma really likes ABBA. Arlene has her headphones in and is listening to something more peaceful, although Gordon finds her squawky, mostly-in-tune, crow-like voice hilariously entertaining (him, and just about nobody else.)
Unfortunately, she's so loud they can hear her for miles around, and some random corrupt governor lady demands a bribe in exchange for not throwing Corwyn in solitary confinement for disturbing the peace. And all the stuff she got from helping those jedi got donated to those hungry, poor children who actually liked her singing (I mean, anyone willing to put up with her screaming deserves 3 tons of high-quality gourmet food.)
Careful. If the singing is bad enough, Jabba may decide to hire you.