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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:02 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:08 pm
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-InsertEgoHere- Liger This is my official attempt for the contest.
Lovable little lasagna, Without the ***** class="postcontent-align-left" style="text-align: left">16 pieces (about 16 oz.) ling ling strips (A certain part of a human only one on the body and only on males) , uncooked 1 pound ground lung 1 jar (about 28 oz.) stomach acid sauce 1/2 cup white blood 16 ounces ricotta cheese 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese, divided 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 eyeballs 2 teaspoons chopped eyelashes 2 teaspoons chopped earlobes 1 teaspoon eye salt 1/2 teaspoon earwax 1/4 teaspoon ground dandruff
Belphegor has something so say before he starts cooking. He walks in feeling a bit tipsy.
"Form now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved! No lungs! No ling ling! No nothing! A cheeseburger gets sold in the park! I WANT IN! You got fat! While we starved on the streets! Now its my turn."
Directions:
1. In large skillet, brown lung; drain.
2. Stir in stomach acid sauce and white blood; simmer 10 minutes.
3. Cook ling ling strips according to package directions; drain. Lay flat on foil to cool.
4. Heat oven to 350°F.
5. In large bowl, stir together ricotta cheese, 1-1/2 cups mozzarella cheese, Parmesan cheese, eyes, eyelashes, earlobes, earwax, eye salt and dandruff.
6. Spread about 1/3 cup acid sauce on bottom of 13 x 9 glass baking dish. Arrange 4 ling ling pieces lengthwise over sauce, overlapping edges. Spread one-third cheese mixture over ling ling; spread with about 3/4 cup acid sauce.
7. Repeat layers, beginning and ending with ling ling. Top with remaining acid sauce; sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese and additional Parmesan cheese, if desired.
8. Cover with foil. Bake 45 minutes or until hot and bubbly. Remove foil; bake about 10 minutes longer, or until lightly browned. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting.
"Who's hungry now? WHO'S HUNGRY NOW?!?"
*Everyone digs in and eats the food.*
"Next time, we eat a little girl!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:12 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:21 pm
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