Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Animekitty47]

Granted but Sauron wins and everyone dies.

I wish the fifth Harry Potter movie was coming out sooner.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted. Because of rushed production the film opens to terrible reviews and bombs horribly at the box office. The entire franchise ends up being scrapped !

I wish V-h1 Classic would stop showing so many damn programs and concentrate on showing videos again !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but they're videos of Sauron winning.

I wish that I could be like Chuck Norris.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but you are chased by an angry mob who are sick of how much Walker: Texas Ranger gets shown on The Hallmark Channel !

I wish they would release Lily Allen's album over here in the U.S already !  

[SofiaBB]

Granted. But its sucks and u hate it so much u throw it out your window and hit on old lady on the street

I wish time didnt go by so slow when u were bored ans so fast when u are haing fun  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted. It stops.

I wish that bees could get back at giant hornets.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted and after they take care of the hornets the bees come after you!!!

I wish we had a Wal-Mart in our town.  

[SofiaBB]

Granted but everything they sell either sucks or is really expensive

I wish there was a way to teleport with out staying in lines or getting hurt to any place you wanted so u could easily go where u wanted to with out waitng  

[bare hands]

Wish granted, however you mess up the space-time continum and lose a shoe.

I wish I had a pretty British accent.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your day's in a 'pub' watching soccer

I wish I had a car, that ran off of the emotion: stressed  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but the emotion stressed causes you to ram into a tree.

I wish that the weather is nice for Halloween.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted it's beautiful and 70 degrees but you decided to wear a covering costume and you're roasting !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but nothingness eats you.

I wish I could fit 63 french fries in my mouth at the same time.  

[SofiaBB]

Granted but u cant swallow them or even take them out now.

I wish i had a costume for halloween  

[Aestuosa]

granted, it's the scariest and the best, but becomes permanent.

I wish I could find a date for prom. (thinking ahead)