what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Arties]

aww poor thing, i bet if she's happy and try to be friends with ppl she will be cured  

[Cerebral Perception]

Nope, the problem is, it's the Earth elemental mating season.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I've never heard of that, would you mind explaining jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

This area is filled with male Earth elementals. Males and females both secrete certain chemicals that attract a mate. Just so happens, that the male chemical messes with the body conditions of fire elementals. The female chemical messes with lightning elementals.  

[Arties]

mating? eek *runs to get kbit out of the room.*  

[Princess Zelda21]

Ok, so what exactly does that mean jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

That means one of three things: they get someone to mate with, someone kicks their asses, or I lose my fire powers to the nearest Earth elemental, turning them into a lava elemental, and they tend to be.... *calculates*.......... 15,489,623 times meaner than my meanest. And that's at their nicest.  

[KBiT]

Sounds like a variant of Hayfever to me  

[Cerebral Perception]

KBiT

Sounds like a variant of Hayfever to me

That's because you didn't let me finish, like I did only seconds before you posted.  

[Arties]

im earth element but i dont think i am an elemental *stays close to kbit hugging his arm* i do shadow and ice magic, that's about it.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I can do mostly all the elemental magic including darkness, light, and healing magic as well.  

[KBiT]

I can use advanced technology to blow things up...
Wait; does that mean I have to fight Earth Elementals?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Yes  

[KBiT]

Can't I just fire up my experimental trans-dimensional gateway and run the risk my electrons will be stripped from me and scattered across the Multiverse?  

[Cerebral Perception]

No, you have to kick their asses.