What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 1
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:20 am
DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab a new droid from the repository and instantly begin a toxic relationship with it, completely destroying its morale. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
Little did the woman realize this droid has the narcissist chip. It begins gaslighting her. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 195
I befriend a biker group and tell them about the way you abuse me. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
The droid uses this as an excuse to accuse the woman of cheating on it by having so many boyfriends. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I break the droid's pathetic heart by letting it know I can not cheat in a relationship I was never wholly committed to. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:46 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol ya, but me torso is gone, and in anycase its a droid battle, gogo gadget droid, go get it, does a robot kung fu, almost liek an android,! new Hard battle! Queentintin=250 Droid=165 1 hit yes! The droid pulls out a blaster and distances itself from the girl. It fires rapidly at her face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 165
Is that so, my face, well the droids face lol it retaliates, here, do you want an apple? nah throws a apple disguised detonator 2 hits ya! droids blasted its body parts all over the battle room! The new droid begins by dropping down and slashing at the girl's ankles with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 2, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:47 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFred 250 Droid 250 Wondering why the girl is just standing there, the droid pokes her with a cattle prod. Fred66 = 140 Droid = 250
Ouch! Retaliates by plugging the droid into a power circuit and overloading the droid's battery. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid grabs the girl's wrist to complete the circuit through her. Fred66 = 30 Droid = 85
Feel energised enough to attack the droid. Fred 30 Droid 85 The droid turns the juice up to microwave the girl. Fred66 = A preheated treat for the cafeteria! Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 3, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:48 am
Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Esme ignites her light saber and swishes, removing the droid’s battery pack and batteries. đŸ”‹ Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid slowly recovers and returns the favor by igniting its lightsaber and slashing out the girl's heart. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 1
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:49 am
Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab a new droid from the repository and instantly begin a toxic relationship with it, completely destroying its morale. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
Little did the woman realize this droid has the narcissist chip. It begins gaslighting her. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 195
I befriend a biker group and tell them about the way you abuse me. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
The droid uses this as an excuse to accuse the woman of cheating on it by having so many boyfriends. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I break the droid's pathetic heart by letting it know I can not cheat in a relationship I was never wholly committed to. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
The droid sharpens the edges of the woman's CD's and rapidly returns them to her face. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 4
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:59 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSits down ad watches to see what the droid will do. Fred 250 Droid 140
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 3
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:31 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Esme ignites her light saber and swishes, removing the droid’s battery pack and batteries. đŸ”‹ Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid slowly recovers and returns the favor by igniting its lightsaber and slashing out the girl's heart. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme quickly recovers and knocks the side of the droid’s cpu. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85
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Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 8, 7
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:27 am
DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile DD-SCRAPS Felinophile I grab a new droid from the repository and instantly begin a toxic relationship with it, completely destroying its morale. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
Little did the woman realize this droid has the narcissist chip. It begins gaslighting her. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 195
I befriend a biker group and tell them about the way you abuse me. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
The droid uses this as an excuse to accuse the woman of cheating on it by having so many boyfriends. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 140
I break the droid's pathetic heart by letting it know I can not cheat in a relationship I was never wholly committed to. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
The droid sharpens the edges of the woman's CD's and rapidly returns them to her face. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
I take out a sledgehammer and come down with an overhead strike to break the droid's heart. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30
New droid = 195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 2
Total: 5 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:56 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSits down ad watches to see what the droid will do. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid pulls out a comically large fly swatter and comes down hard on the girl. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 6
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:58 am
Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Esme ignites her light saber and swishes, removing the droid’s battery pack and batteries. đŸ”‹ Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid slowly recovers and returns the favor by igniting its lightsaber and slashing out the girl's heart. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme quickly recovers and knocks the side of the droid’s cpu. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 The droid immediately malfunctions and starts firing off all of its last-ditch-effort devices at once. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:59 am
Felinophile I take out a sledgehammer and come down with an overhead strike to break the droid's heart. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 30 New droid = 195 The droid pulls out a vibroblade and jabs it at the woman's abdomen. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 2, 9
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:39 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol ya, but me torso is gone, and in anycase its a droid battle, gogo gadget droid, go get it, does a robot kung fu, almost liek an android,! new Hard battle! Queentintin=250 Droid=165 1 hit yes! The droid pulls out a blaster and distances itself from the girl. It fires rapidly at her face. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 165
Is that so, my face, well the droids face lol it retaliates, here, do you want an apple? nah throws a apple disguised detonator 2 hits ya! droids blasted its body parts all over the battle room! The new droid begins by dropping down and slashing at the girl's ankles with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
why you slashing at my ankles, youre fighting my droid lol ok, lets go for its head, cut it off! lol
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 6
Total: 22 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:56 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPSits down ad watches to see what the droid will do. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid pulls out a comically large fly swatter and comes down hard on the girl. Fred66 = 250 Droid = 140
Brushes the swatter off and tries to find enough snow to throw a snowball at the droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 Finally found a weak droid and it expired. biggrin
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 4
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:02 pm
DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Esme ignites her light saber and swishes, removing the droid’s battery pack and batteries. đŸ”‹ Esme=250 Droid=250-55-55=140 The droid slowly recovers and returns the favor by igniting its lightsaber and slashing out the girl's heart. Esme Marie Cullen = 195 Droid = 140
Esme quickly recovers and knocks the side of the droid’s cpu. Esme=195 Droid=140-55=85 The droid immediately malfunctions and starts firing off all of its last-ditch-effort devices at once. Esme Marie Cullen = 140 Droid = 85
Esme scoffs at the droid’s pathetic attempt and slices the droid into halves. She follows through with severing the cpu from it’s housing. Esme=140 Droid=85-55-55=scrap
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 20-sided dice:
3, 13, 8
Total: 24 (3-60)
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 6:26 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
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