what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

What happened to your dreams of being a tiger?  

[applesauce600]

KBiT

What happened to your dreams of being a tiger?

I am a tiger. I broke my claws on Jax though. But when I'm a tiger-magma-monster she won't stand a chance!  

[KBiT]

At the price of robbing her of her Fire Element?
Could you live with that?  

[applesauce600]

KBiT

At the price of robbing her of her Fire Element?
Could you live with that?

She'll have plenty of fire when she enters hell, besides, she robbed me of my tiger place at her side.  

[KBiT]

If you become a Magma Monster; you'll be really really mean
I don't think you want to be that mean  

[applesauce600]

If I'm that mean then I probably won't feel bad for taking her fire, and she steals my thunder all the time. What goes around comes around. Her power comes around.  

[KBiT]

She doesn't mean to hurt your feelings Joker  

[applesauce600]

Oh? Does she call me names and beat me from a pulch to a pulp to make me feel good about myself? And you, are you not a man of metal? Metal is of the earth. You are one of those earth elementals, aren't you? Then shouldn't you take her power? Think of how she treats you worse than a slave. If I can just convince you to try and take her power then maybe she'll forget about beating me up while beating you up.  

[applesauce600]

*Falls asleep and dreams of a magma-Jax.*  

[KBiT]

Umm...
Tough love?
And I get beat up too Joker  

[applesauce600]

KBiT

Umm...
Tough love?
And I get beat up too Joker

It can't be tough love because Jax doesn't love me. She said so herself, and she never lies.  

[KBiT]

I'm sure she'll develop an admiration as a warrior for you if you go out and kick the asses of nearby Earth Elementals to help her recover from their poisoning.
She needs you Joker, even a declawed tiger is a fearsome fighter  

[Garynook]

PulchritudinousFartJoker

KBiT

Umm...
Tough love?
And I get beat up too Joker

It can't be tough love because Jax doesn't love me. She said so herself, and she never lies.

She also said that you weren't her tiger. Explain.  

[applesauce600]

KBiT

I'm sure she'll develop an admiration as a warrior for you if you go out and kick the asses of nearby Earth Elementals to help her recover from their poisoning.
She needs you Joker, even a declawed tiger is a fearsome fighter

YEAAA!!! *Gets beaten by the earth elementals.* Oh! Why did I think I could beat them? And with broken claws? How could I let you convince me to even try that? *wimper wimper.* Am I admirable? *wimper.*

@SoA: I'm not her tiger. sweatdrop  

[Cerebral Perception]

At least it's not a lightning and Earth female reaction we're dealing with. Those are scary...