Best Movie Quote...EVER

[Merrin Rose]

"There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs."
SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY!
"A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion! Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color! And because we eliminate the middleman, we can sell all of our spatulas direct to you! Where do you go when you want to buy name-brand spatulas at a fraction of retail costs?"
SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY!
"And this weekend only, try our special liquidation sale: Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny! Don't forget, they make great Christmas Presents! And better way to say "I love you," then with the gift of a spatula?"
"Hello. I'm Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like spatulas so much, I bought the whole company."
SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY!
"Spatula City. Seven locations. We're in the yellow pages under "spatulas."
-Fake TV commercial from UHF
You probably haven't heard of it, but it's an old movie that has Weird Al Yankovic in it.  

[spearquest]

Men In Black
A person is smart. People are panicky, dangerous animals and you know that.  

[King Robert Silvermyst]

You go for the box! Let's see what in the box! NOTHING! Nothing is in the box! STOOPID! JOO SOO STOOPID!
~Coony, More UHF quotes

Yeah but...broads don't belong in broadcasting? Is this the professional curtesies you teach your staff?

I'm so terribly sorry. I can't tell you how many times I've told them never call chicks broads.
~More UHFness  

[Dornyth]

I'm sorry, but the best movie quote ever is "We can't be dead, we have cable!!"  

[xoloitzcuintli]

not a movie, but...
-Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?!
-What, "jew"?
South Park  

[crimson_day]

BUMP IS THE BEST LINE EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER heart  

[Faerie Dreams]

hAppY

it made me laugh the other day when I heard it...

My Super Sweet Sixteen The Movie

"those dreadlocks are fake, you aren't a real Jamaicans, you're a jaFAKEin"

SmILe

 

[Nerevar Fatehand]

Evey Hammond: [reads] Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.
V: [translates] By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
Evey Hammond: Personal motto?
V: From "Faust".
Evey Hammond: That's about trying to cheat the devil, isn't it?
V: It is.

-V for Vendetta  

[NoMoreFangirls]

Mal and his crew discuss an invitation from a former resident on their ship, Inara.

Mal: "It's a trap."
Kaylie: "Wha? How do you know? Maybe she just misses you."
Mal:"I take it ya'll were watchin'?"
Crew:*embarrassed* Yeah.
Mal: "You see us fight?"
Wash: *confusedly* No.
Mal: "Trap"

~Serenity

Yes, the TV series was better and yes I have some better qoutes stored somewhere.  

[Aceline1012]

Faerie Dreams

hAppY

it made me laugh the other day when I heard it...

My Super Sweet Sixteen The Movie

"those dreadlocks are fake, you aren't a real Jamaicans, you're a jaFAKEin"

SmILe

ha! i watched that!  

[otakusan123189]

" It can't rain all the time."

The Crow

I Love that movie!!!!!!! mrgreen

 

[(sic) Sephiroth]

((sorry if i do one that has already been done but in not gonna go through and read them all.))

CONNOR

Now, you will receive us.

MURPHY

We do not ask for your poor or your
hungry.

CONNOR
We do not want your tired and sick.

MURPHY
It is your corrupt we claim.

CONNOR
It is your evil, who will be sought
by us.

MURPHY
With every breath we shall hunt them
down.

CONNOR
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.

MURPHY
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.

CONNOR
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest
cost
-Boondock saints

CHAFFEY
Sure, we have an empty holding cell,
They can... can they stay?

SMECKER
Well, we'll have to check with your
mother, but it's ok with me if your
friends sleep over.
-Boondock Saints

SMECKER
What are you doing?

REUBen
I was just trying to cuddle.

SMECKER
Cuddle?...

What a f**!
-Boondock Saints

Conner And Murphey

And shepherds we shall be. For thee,
my Lord, for thee. Power hath
descended forth from thy hand that
our feet may swiftly carry out thy
command. So we shall flow a river
forth to thee and teeming with souls
shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et
Fili e spiritu sancti.
-Boondock Saints  

[Faerie Dreams]

Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


"I think I'll go have some pudding" *skips off*

"I can see them too, you're just as sane as I am"*holding newspaper upside down*  

[breakface2]

i think the phrase from taxi driver(robert dinero)
"you talkin to me,you talkin to me,you talkin to me,well thers no one
you talkin to me who in the hell do you think your talkin to"
it goes something like that  

[caliber112]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!"

scarface best movie ever


Drunk mel gibson and edward(i think thats his name) from epic movie unrated edition

ed:so how'd you get here
dmg:you know drink drink vroom vroom wahmbulance

very funny movie
another epic movie quote

borat after they get out of the wardrobe:congrajulations you make movie have happy ending
*waterwheel from pirates of the carribean runs them over*
borat:NOT! *turns around and slaps his butt*

another

jack black as the nacho libre guy:nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*waves his arms around*oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...cheese flavored doritos are dilicious