Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted, but he is the most hideous, most vile creature on the face of the earth.
Congrats, you went on a date with Michael Jackson.

I wish I could get to my files from my public library.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you can only get in for the genres you don't like.

I wish I had another 2K  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but you get it when Gaia becomes OBSOLETE!!! eek crying

I wish that immortal creatures could die.  

[bare hands]

Granted, but Chuck Norris karate kicked you in the face for it.

I wish I could invent a sport that would create world peace.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, you invent a sport that would create world peace, but before you can share your idea you get assasinated by telepathic warmongers.

I wish that there were no warmongers  

[Animekitty47]

Granted but everyone is forced to live in a Pleasentville-type world.

I wish the Pixies would deflate some more.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but it inflates so much it runs out of air and dies.

I wish that someone (not me) would go burning_eyes .  

[Mistress de FrankNFurter]

alright, but you never get to post on gaia again

i wish i had my kitty back  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had a dog.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted but it eats you and your whole family.

I wish I had a kitty.  

[Azirru]

granted but it is a ravishing sex-maniac so every night, you'll get distracted by the noisy sounds they make...

i wish for a red sports car  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, you get a cool Micro Machine red sports car! You are the envy of every 6 year old. Everyone above age 6 laughs at you

I wish I could play bass guitar well cool  

[13 Balls Of Fire]

GRANTED! But during your first video-taping, you die in a freak Bass-amp falling, exploding, burtsing into fire accident.

I wish I were invincible and could never die...  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but pizza gets lazy and says the same thing someone else did, which is you get your invincibility/immortallity at the same moment of the apocalypse and spend the rest of your eternity in EXCRUTIATING PAIN!!!

I wish I wasn't so lazy.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, you have so much energy you end up hyperventalating at least 4 times a day.

I wish I didn't have to do this spanish project.