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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:35 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPLet's hope this droid knows how to toe the line! Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid knows the girl is making fun of it for not actually having toes. It reports the sentience comment to the Temple H.R. Fred = 140 Droid = 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 12, 12
Total: 29 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:36 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
lol I should, now let's battle a new again
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 8
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:37 am
Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 1, 2
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:56 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 8, 11
Total: 30 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:33 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
lol I should, now let's battle a new again The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 8, 3
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:37 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 195 Droid = 195
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:38 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85 Droid = 195
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:49 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85 Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 2, 9
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:20 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
lol I should, now let's battle a new again The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 8, 4
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:42 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85 Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair. The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed. Not the Maker = 30 Droid = 85 OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 3, 11
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:45 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
lol I should, now let's battle a new again The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away. Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though... Droid = 80
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 2
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:56 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate The droid attacks the opponent with a weapon from one of the astromech easy droids. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at him. Easy Difficulty Meatbag = 195 Droid = 195
Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85 Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair. The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed. Not the Maker = 30 Droid = 85 OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
Of course he's not a maker. He's a destroyer, duh. Can Igor/Ralph/Brandon get two hits in and knock this insolent pile of scrap metal out? edit- yes he can, and he takes that last round to take a break and eat a meal. OOC: And the bot never discovered the mistake either (I've done that before, usually I catch it before submitting)
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 5, 9
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:01 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
lol I should, now let's battle a new again The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away. Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though... Droid = 80
I'll just kick my way back lol knock the droid out cold! yep just not working lol
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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:39 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Pretty stupid of the droid to mistaken its own power level. Clearly, its hits are calibrated to deal the same percentage of damage, instantly making any opponents effectively medium level as well. The droid pulls out a blaster and puts some distance between itself and its opponent. It fires at them to keep them at bay. Meatbag With Hair In It....Ew..... = 85 Droid = 195
more focus on hitting the bot today, not just how stupid it is- quoting itself instead of editing lol, but even stupid things can cause damage through stupid luck. Time to clog that droid with wads of frizzy hair. The droid reiterates to the Meatbag the value of input when discussing the behaviors of programmed devices. Reiterates quite harshly, indeed. Not the Maker = 30 Droid = 85 OOC: Yeah....I was doing the games while being the passenger as I had some travelling work in another state yesterday. I didn't even notice the mistake until this morning.
Of course he's not a maker. He's a destroyer, duh. Can Igor/Ralph/Brandon get two hits in and knock this insolent pile of scrap metal out? edit- yes he can, and he takes that last round to take a break and eat a meal. OOC: And the bot never discovered the mistake either (I've done that before, usually I catch it before submitting) Congratulations, Meatbag. Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 2, 6
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:40 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol I should, now let's battle a new again The droid is nearly decimated by the girl's very first attack. It back away and fires at her with a hidden heat-seeking missile from a compartment in its arm. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
Is that so =) sure the girl retaliates lol The droid hands the girl a thermal detonator and walks away. Queentintin = Oops...It was armed. Too bad you're not armed anymore, though... Droid = 80
I'll just kick my way back lol knock the droid out cold! yep just not working lol The droid easily dodges all of the girl's attacks and tries to get a few shots in itself as it comes out of hiding. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
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