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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 3
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2024 3:22 pm
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThis one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
2, 11
Total: 13 (2-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2024 3:24 pm
Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP"The bigger they are, the harder they fall, so LET'S GO!!!!!1!!!" The whacked witch of the west (of Britain, specifically Wales) attacks with all her energy, whether it's accurate or not is another matter. The droid uses a mirror to bounce the magic back at the witch. Wakko = 250 Droid = 250
"Ooh, that nickname makes me sound like a Final Fantasy character! Which reminds me I had this fantasy where I like, totally took down thirty droids in thirty days! Sadly it was just a dream." "AAH! Stop dodging! Oh I do have a real name too and it's Corwyn- LET ME HIT YOU ALREADY!" Looks like just a small cup of coffee has at least finally helped her focus those attacks better, this bot has finally been disarmed (literally- no arms!) The bot currently looks like a mean middle-school boy, albeit one with no arms. "I can't believe you're just standing there like a stupid glitchy punching bag! Bots are no substitute for real bullies."She destroys this bot, then for the next two turns she swings wildly around the destroyed bot to make sure it's really dead (she doesn't swing at a new bot, not until tomorrow.) A new droid sneaks up behind the witch as she gloats and sticks a vibroblade in her back. Corwin = 250 Droid = 250
Never mind. I read to the end. I patiently await your next attack.
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 7:32 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250 Not a good way to start the month. The droid dodges all of the Sith's attacks and ignites a lightsaber. It zips around low and behind the Sith to slash at her ankles. Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250
The girl's ankles are slashed Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 The droid sneaks up behind the Sith and slashes at her spine. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 195
the girl is slightly injured! Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 5, 2
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 9:50 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP"The bigger they are, the harder they fall, so LET'S GO!!!!!1!!!" The whacked witch of the west (of Britain, specifically Wales) attacks with all her energy, whether it's accurate or not is another matter. The droid uses a mirror to bounce the magic back at the witch. Wakko = 250 Droid = 250
"Ooh, that nickname makes me sound like a Final Fantasy character! Which reminds me I had this fantasy where I like, totally took down thirty droids in thirty days! Sadly it was just a dream." "AAH! Stop dodging! Oh I do have a real name too and it's Corwyn- LET ME HIT YOU ALREADY!" Looks like just a small cup of coffee has at least finally helped her focus those attacks better, this bot has finally been disarmed (literally- no arms!) The bot currently looks like a mean middle-school boy, albeit one with no arms. "I can't believe you're just standing there like a stupid glitchy punching bag! Bots are no substitute for real bullies."She destroys this bot, then for the next two turns she swings wildly around the destroyed bot to make sure it's really dead (she doesn't swing at a new bot, not until tomorrow.) A new droid sneaks up behind the witch as she gloats and sticks a vibroblade in her back. Corwin = 250 Droid = 250
Never mind. I read to the end. I patiently await your next attack.
Watchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot. "Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!"
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 3
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2024 2:55 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThis one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Pops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 4, 2
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 12:31 pm
Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot. "Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!" "Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!"
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 8, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:42 pm
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250 Not a good way to start the month. The droid dodges all of the Sith's attacks and ignites a lightsaber. It zips around low and behind the Sith to slash at her ankles. Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250
The girl's ankles are slashed Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 The droid sneaks up behind the Sith and slashes at her spine. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 195
the girl is slightly injured! Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85 The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 2, 1
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:44 pm
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThis one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Pops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid Sodas the girl in response. Fred = 195 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 1, 1
Total: 5 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 4:48 pm
Ultrabord Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot. "Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!" "Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!" The droid reboots its operating system with the latest upgrades. This takes some time and causes a gap in its attacks, allowing the opponent to get a hit in. It activates a lightsaber and slashes low at her ankles. Corwyn = 250Droid = 165
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 5
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 6:37 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250 Not a good way to start the month. The droid dodges all of the Sith's attacks and ignites a lightsaber. It zips around low and behind the Sith to slash at her ankles. Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 250
The girl's ankles are slashed Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 The droid sneaks up behind the Sith and slashes at her spine. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 195
the girl is slightly injured! Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85 The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 85
The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 3
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 1:10 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThis one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Pops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid Sodas the girl in response. Fred = 195 Droid = 85
Uses the soda to drown the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid is no more.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:05 pm
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The girl's ankles are slashed Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 The droid sneaks up behind the Sith and slashes at her spine. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 195
the girl is slightly injured! Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85 The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 85
The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 30 The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith. Darth Zannah = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:06 pm
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThis one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl. Fred = 195 Droid = 140
Pops the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid Sodas the girl in response. Fred = 195 Droid = 85
Uses the soda to drown the droid. Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid is no more. The new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and bumps the back of her knees to make her fall forward. Fred = 250 Droid = 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 2, 2
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 7:39 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot. "Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!" "Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!" The droid reboots its operating system with the latest upgrades. This takes some time and causes a gap in its attacks, allowing the opponent to get a hit in. It activates a lightsaber and slashes low at her ankles. Corwyn = 250Droid = 165
"OMG, you're like the worst dancer I've ever seen! I thought you were supposed to be like, this super advanced techno thingamabob! You're just like modern AI, you might LOOK like one of those mean girls from Hogwarts, but you sure don't move like one!" She knows, she's dualled against several and only had a 42% win rate with her chaotic fighting style. She gets one good hit in, then spends the rest of the time being dodgy as usual.
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 7, 4
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 4:55 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The girl's ankles are slashed Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 The droid sneaks up behind the Sith and slashes at her spine. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 195
the girl is slightly injured! Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85 The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 85
The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 30 The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith. Darth Zannah = 30 Droid = 30
The girl dodges the detonator Darth Zannah = 30 Droid = gone!
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