Corrupt a Digi-wish

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, your bed is more comfortable... but you can't lay down anymore.

I wish I could write a best-selling novel.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but you will never be able to touch it.

I wish goblins ransacked villages, like in the olden days  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but you're the first casualty.

I wish swords and melee were still the go-to weapons of war.  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but they become the ONLY weapons of war.

I wish I was a Decepticon.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but you are instantly killed by optimus prime.

I wish I had mjolnir halo armor  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

((That still counts as a win in my book hehe))

Granted, but you don't have the enhancements to make it work for you.

I wish I had a never ending supply of Dr. Pepper.  

[dragonianflame]

granted but it is always too warm and no fizz

I wish I had a barret 50 cal  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted but you have no rounds for it.

I wish I had a warm fuzzy blanket.  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but it's always too hot to use it.

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

((Again with the things that still are perfectly ok with me))

Granted, but you're constantly getting but in B movies.

I wish I had the perfect laptop computer.  

[KiroMishima]

Granted you HAD the perfect laptop computer but only for one hour. Now is hidden away in Mordor.

I wish for more suits.  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but all of them are very tacky and you wear them in public daily.

I wish I had 40 ferrets.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but I stole one, and now you only have 39.

I wish I could simply walk into mordor  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but you have to do the saggy pants swagger walk.

I wish everyone was a fairy.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but everyone is irish fairies. the evil kind

I wish my turtle had wings