Best Movie Quote...EVER

[dresslikeinuyasha]

NOBODY MOVE!! i dropped me brain *looks around*
-jack sparrow "pirates of the caribbean: at world's end" mrgreen  

[emberfogg]

We're gonna need a bigger boat-Jaws
Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother-Harry Potter
Why does it have to be follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?-Ron...Harry Potter

I think I'll stop. I could go on forever.  

[TrueKorean101]

Yay me! actually thts not from a Movie thts from a T.V. Show..

Suite Life Of Zach And Cody... dont' ask  

[Verderbnis]

"WHO is a function of WHAT, and WHAT I am is a man behind a mask!"
- V from V for Vendetta

"It's a good day to die!"
- klingon words of wisdom  

[Diminuendo]

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I personally love the bit in the fourth Harry Potter film, when there are loads of explosions at the world cup, and Mr. Weasley runs in and tells them it's not the Irish.
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No, but that's not really a quote. I'll have to say-
"Soylent Green is people!!!"

It's one of my favourites, anyway.

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[King Of Shadowz]

The BEST movie quote of all time is from the simpsons movie- Ralphie says "I like men now." after seeing a naked guy.  

[Manga Moon Bear]

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE
Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!

THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Trish: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are ******** toys.
Andy Stitzer: They're not ******** toys! This is Ironman, okay?

KILL BILL VOL. 1
O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit...
The Bride: Trix are for
O-Ren Ishii: Kids.

LOTR THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

LOTR THE RETURN OF THE KING
Aragorn: [to Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry] My friends. You bow to no-one.
[He kneels, and the entire kingdom follows suit, kneeling to the hobbits]

SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER & UNCUT
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two?
[No response from the class]
Mr. Garrison: Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
[Clive raises his hand]
Clive: Twelve.
Mr. Garrison: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.  

[Nerevar Fatehand]

Athos: What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else?
Aramis: Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else.
Man in the Iron Mask  

[chaos-harbor]

Farscape was a show on the Sci-Fi channel that got canceled, but I have every single episode on DVD. On the bloopers on one DVD, Claudia Black, who plays Aeryn Sun, says "Dargo, big guy. Movie trailer voice. ET- Extra Testicle. OH MY GOD!" And she turns around laughing at her slip-up.

Then there's also a bit from Ben Browder (John Crichton) where it's showing him making up names for Rygel (a puppet. haha!). He says, "Sparky, Spanky, Buckwheat, Lil' Camper!"

Crichton: *wakes up from being knocked out* We could negotiate with the Tavlo- *looks at Aeryn, who is flying her Prowler* You hit me...
Aeryn: Hit? -No! A Pantec Jab. You're more suceptable than most.
C: Next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up.
A: *tsks*
C: No, don't you *tsk* me! This is not over. And when it is, you and I will sit down and have a serious talk.
A: Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.

I love Farscape. I'm addicted! I'll post some more funny lines when I remember them. (but I warn you now- there is a LOT of comedy in Farscape)  

[Ether-one_hell_of_a_drug]

i only have 2 things in this world, my word and my balls, and i don't break them for anyone
-scarface ( heart heart that movie)  

[Rex725]

"As long as there have been gods, there has been killing in the name of them." - The Davinci Code  

[Calypsophia]

there's only 2 that I can think of just now....

"and lastly.. what we do in life, echoes in eternity!"
-Gladiator

"why, oh why didnt I take the BLUE pill??"
-The Matrix  

[Calypsophia]

oh yeah I've come up with 3 more (it's later in the day now and I'm wide awake) smile

"But why's the rum gone?" - Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack: Why is the rum always gone?
Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No.
Jack: I thought not, if it were, there'd be rum. - Pirates 2 Dead Mans Chest

"Quick! Hide the rum!" - Pirates 3 At Worlds End  

[HappyKali]

Mclovin...Kinda like a sexy hamburger...-Superbad rofl  

[dresslikeinuyasha]

Eh, I just got bored, so I'll post some more...

The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Police officer: "Attacked by Christmas toys. That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had."

Mayor - Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!

Beetlejuice:
Otho: "Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."

Deceased Football Players: Hey coach, I don't think we survived that crash...
Juno: How did you guess?

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

Mr. Turkentine: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

[Noticing signs on vats.]
Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink... yet.

Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.

Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick. [To an Oompa Loompa.] To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful.
Mrs. Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?!
[Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka.]
Willy Wonka: No, no. I won't hold you responsible.

Mr. Henry Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.
Mr. Henry Salt: Name your price.
Willy Wonka: She can't have one.
Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?!
Mr. Henry Salt: The man with the funny hat.


I know it's a lot, but Gene Wilder is funny. mrgreen