Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Anime Duncan]

Granted, you learn to speak spanish sooo well, that the teacher gives you a A++ for the class. The FBI find you a few days later and are convinced you are a illegal immigrant and ship you off to Mexico since you don't have a green card.

I wish for a dollar (ha! try to corrupt that one!)  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but it's covered in anthrax.

I wish that I could touch sharp things without killing myself and everyone present in the room.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted! When you touch sharp objects everyone outside the room you are in DIES!
twisted

I wish for a subsciption to Newtype (a Anime magazine)  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted but they change their format from Anime to a Hilary Duff fanzine. You now have 12 months of the pop princess coming your way !

I wish you could Trick or Treat the day after Halloween too !  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted, but everyone took all the good candy the day before, and you now have to resort to getting pickled frogs.

I wish this game was no longer corrupted.  

[crazyglue101]

bang its no longer corrupted but then smoeone corrupts is again


i wish i were gangster  

[WittyRemark]

Wish granted, but you get shot.

I wish I could get my matching pants.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but I had to turn your legs into pants to make them. Now you use them for curtains.

I wish the sun wasn't so damn bright.  

[Calamity from the Heavens]

Granted, you've gone blind.

I wish it wasn't so cold.  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted. Now it's too hot.

I wish my cat would sleep in my bed and not wake me up in the night.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but since it won't let you in your bed, you have to sleep on the floor.

I wish I had more than 30 channels.  

[WittyRemark]

Granted, but they're a bunch of different variations of ESPN and Figure Skating in many different languages.

I wish I could solve world hunger.  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted. You gave all the world your food, so now you go hungry.

I wish this pizza didn't taste like crap.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but all your halloween candy gets stolen.

I wish my favorite shows would show new episodes.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but they suck.

I wish that pirates would go to hell.