what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[applesauce600]

She was faster than me. emo My explanations were wonderful! *Slits wrists and waves arm around.*

I'm scaring the chariot of death away!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*falls asleep*  

[KBiT]

*Raises empty needle*
There; now I can watch Mitako without having to worry about Jax  

[applesauce600]

*falls asleep.*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*goes into the bathroom and locks the door, getting into the shower* Mmm, much better.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*disappears to 30 yards outside the castle gates and wakes up* Uhn.... Ancient army of the undead coming to attack? Really? Why now?  

[KBiT]

*Plays with baby Mitako*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*prepares for inevitable undead war*  

[KBiT]

*Jury-rigged early warning systems warn of approaching horde*

Oh dear  

[Cerebral Perception]

*already wiped out half of the million, but tiring out quickly, now*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*quickly gets dressed, then exits the bathroom* What's going on out here?  

[KBiT]

Apparently a large army of undead approaches the castle; Jaxcam has already culled half their number but unfortunately is in the splash damage radius of our defences  

[Princess Zelda21]

Where did this army of undead come from and why are they attacking the castle sir Kbit?  

[Cerebral Perception]

*faints after 600,000*  

[KBiT]

I am not sure your highness; but I intend to investigate the matter further once the immediate threat has been neutralised