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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:20 pm
Now I'm angry.
*makes next poster drag Fraggle into my office for a series of painful dental procedures*
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:29 pm
*ties Fraggle up in paracord and drags him into Eternal's office* Nothing personal Frag, but a job is a job and Eternal pays really well.
*Forces next person beat up Eternal if he doesn't pay*
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:26 am
Sorry, but I am eternal's henchman, so I can't.
*Gets next person to write golden fraglle a note saying I have no control where I land when flattened*
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:49 am
I'll do that after I write up his dental report.
*gives next poster a check up*
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:00 pm
Am I good?
*Lick next poster*
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:54 pm
Don't. I'm warning you.
*shackles up next poster and starts whipping them*
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:01 pm
gonk C'mon now ! Shackled and tied-up with paracord too ??!! Well at least I'm not gagged and blindfolded too. Sooo....
*Uses eyes and hypnotic words to hypnotize next poster into freeing me*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:29 am
*ish not paying attention and picking out wads of earwax* You say something Fraggle?
*makes next person help me clean out my ears*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:37 pm
All you had to do was ask.
*Makes next poster pose while I paint a pretty picture*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:07 pm
Of course. I'm always ready for a portrait.
*makes next poster hang the portrait in their house where everyone can see it*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:18 pm
well at least its not a naked portait...*hangs up portait* *makes next poster stay in a pose so I can make a pencil sketch*
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:31 pm
Gee, everyone want's to draw me. Must be my natural charm.
*poses naked for next poster, except wearing a military cap, necktie, white gloves, and military boots*
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:27 am
WHILE I'M STILL SHACKLED TO THE WALL ????? gonk gonk gonk This is getting too perverted !!!!
*Begs next person to get me outta here and make Eternal put some clothes on !*
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:01 am
emotion_puke Don't have to tell me twice. *Frees Fraggle and throws random clothing at Eternal* I don't care which one just put something on that covers your junk!
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:58 pm
Fine. *puts uniform back on* Jealous...
*makes next poster build a colossal statue of me*
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