Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted, but now they have to trade places with the zombies.

I wish that my next wish wasn't corrupted.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but pizza's too lazy to listen and turns you into a duck anyway.

I wish that I could get my head chopped off and still live.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted but then your pet(s) get run over.

I wish I could eat candy in my room.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but your parents rented out your room to some drunk college kids for a party and now everytime you eat one they shove a rabid chipmunk down your throat.

I wish that I could RULE THE WORLD from my throne of cheese.  

[Eira Woodfern]

You do indeed rule the world perched upon your throne of cheese, but then your cheese throne eats you. Now it rules the world.

I wish I could get un-addicted to Gaia.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but you get addicted to crack.

I wish that I had no stupid nagging conscience.  

[Broken_Heart_Music]

^granted but the you get a stupid nagging sister biggrin (thats what my sis wished for and she got me biggrin )

I wish that I will the Harry Potter contest on HBO  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but the prize is INSTANT INCINERATION!!! burning_eyes

I wish I had a fire extinguisher.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish towns worked on my computer.  

[CalifornianElyse]

Granted, but your computer soon freezes and blows up in your face. Ouch!

I wish I had a scanner.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but everything you scan comes out on the computer as Jackie Chan.

I wish that I had a helper monkey.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted. The helper monkey promptly poops on the floor.

I wish my Halloween chocolate wasn't gone already cry  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but that's because I dropped it off the grand canyon, where it lives, protected by wolves.

I wish decaf had caffeine in it.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you become allergic to caffine.

I wish people who try to ban books would actually try to read the book before they try to ban it.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but they don't try hard enough.

I wish I could eat rock.