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 Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:03 pm
There is a pickle on the ceiling, it just bit off my head.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:59 pm
I was born from an orange.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:02 am
Computers are just a bunch of fruit flys packed together.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:39 am
You should know, that the color yellow doesn't really exist
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:43 am
Popcorn isn't made of corn, its made out of highly engineered space shuttles.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:21 pm
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Mistress Charlene
Mistress Charlene
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:00 pm
I am relevent. I swear. domokun
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:45 pm
Every picture on www.icanhascheezburger.com is real, they actually document real events. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:26 am
This is absolutely true.
Quite often a ninja will attack his or her target with such stupefying quickness that they actually get there and kill their victims BEFORE it actually happens thus defeating causality and their target dies with no apparent cause. not only does this create continuity errors in martial arts films (this explains a lot actually) but it harms the space time continuum when they break down the relationship between cause and effect.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:36 pm
EVERYONE knows that every time theres an awkward silence a homosexual is born.
=3
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:43 pm
Carrots are so sturdy you can use them to build a house that will last at least 100 years.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:08 pm
And the cherries of the great bubbles will become the muffins that devour the soul of children of the corn. The children will smile eat the corn while the bubbles eat their ears and engulf their memories, taking in all their fear giving them nightmares of bubblegum.
You know that yer insane righ'?
Be silent!! twisted
eek *Conscience flees* Run Away! gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:43 pm
You didn't just read this.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:51 pm
shinpuru You didn't just read this. I didn't just read that. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:05 pm
I am not interested in anything. Period.
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