Suicide!

[Garynook]

I would pen myself up in a steel chamber, along with the following device: in a Geiger counter there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. If one has left this entire system to itself for an hour, one would say that I am both alive and death because one can't be sure if an atom has decayed.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

Meow Schrodinger's cat!

Anyway, For suicide I'd tell my brother's girlfriend off.  

[Miku4U]

I would pretend I was gay in Jamaica. (They will kill you, no joke!)  

[crmsnfxx]

I'd attempt to hug a serial rapist...  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I would jump in a volcano.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

I'd find a group of Narutards and tell them that the show is dumb.

EDIT: No offence to any actual Naruto fans. I'm sure you'd think some of the anime I watch is dumb too.  

[crmsnfxx]

I'd run around the town naked, lathered in BBQ sauce... 3nodding  

[Miku4U]

crmsnfxx

I'd run around the town naked, lathered in BBQ sauce... 3nodding

lol When the summer sun makes the temp. more than 100 I'll run around in circles.  

[Skizlersan]

I would push my friend out of the way of a speeding car so he won't die, but at the risk of my own life.  

[crmsnfxx]

I'd remove all my skin and roll around in road salt whee  

[Skizlersan]

I would walk into a gay bar and shout at the top of my lungs "CHER SUCKS!!"  

[chii_chan17]

i´d tell sasukes fangirls that he sucks a**  

[Kitakinz]

I would strap paper wings on my back and try to fly off an 80 foot cliff with rocks at the bottom... Or I would tie an anchor to my waist and toss myself into the deep...... Or a lovely dose of cyanide would do the trick...... Or get caught by spies and tortured...... Or skinned and eaten by demented little children in masks that cackle...... Don't Think like that. stare Shut it! Stupid conscience always ruining my thinking fun crying You'll thank me later.  

[TillxGone]

{ I would kill myself by challenging a ninja to a death match and lose.
}

 

[chii_chan17]

i will stabb myself to death with a spoon