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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:36 pm
I'll guess...44
Now...What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
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Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaa~
whee
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:36 pm
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "We need the eggs." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #19
...we get multiple guesses, right?
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:37 pm
What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? "Cheap, cheap!" ---------------------------------------------------------- #8
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:38 pm
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." -------------------------------------------------------- #3
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:39 pm
What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread? "If I had that much dough, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole." -------------------------------- #2
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:40 pm
How do you know if a chef is a clown? The food tastes funny.
Alt: Everyone is smiling as the Joker laughs ---------------------------------------------- #21
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Swashbuckling Shapeshifter
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:41 pm
My fave number #23
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim denim denim
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:41 pm
You can't get any more famous when you get your very own candy bar named after you. You know what Michael Jackson's candy bar is? White chocolate, no nuts. ---------------------------------- #50
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:43 pm
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall --------------------------- Because I am all class.
#33
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:44 pm
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning! ------------------------- #31
...And have a friend who likes to email very joke he hears
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:45 pm
Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt. --------------------------------- 11
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:46 pm
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?" ---------------------- groans
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub. ---------------------
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Yo mamma is so white she makes the pilsbeary doe boy look like a Mexican. ------------------------- Yes, yes she is.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 9:47 pm
.: [ #32!
Instead of a joke, can a pick up line work? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi how are yah? ] :.
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