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I've got million of those slangs.
anmachen - to flirt anschaffen - to whore Arsch - a** Arschloch - a*****e bollern - to ******** - to ******** - "to nail," non-offensive and funny way to say 'to ******** - "to play the organ," also means 'to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** - to ******** (my my, there are a lot of these) Arschficken - to anally ******** - to rat out, give away (lit. to s**t on) sheißen - to s**t kacken - to s**t Scheiße - s**t Scheit - crap Arschlecker - a** licker baggern - to approach (as a member of the opposite sex with sexual intentions) Bert - complete idiot beschissen - shitty, very poor quality Beule - erection, boner Ständer - erection, boner Bierficker - "beer ********," more accurately one whose p***s is small enough to fit into a beer bottle blasen - to blow (more at b*****b) Braut - literally bride, used to refer to nice girls Bumsbomber/Bumsenbomber - "********" used to refer to 'tourists' who are really there to fulfill sexual fantasies with foreigners Busengrapscher - "tit-toucher," referring to one who comes up to a woman (usually from behind) and grabs her breasts dicke Eier haben - literally "to have big testes," means to be very horny dummschwallen - to talk nonsense lallen - to mumble drunkenly Dumpfbacke - dimwit, boring person Fischkopf - lit. "fish-head," someone from the northern provinces of Germany Flocken - money Fünf gegen einen - "five against one," term for masturbation (more generally male masturbation) furzen - to fart Gebabbel - nonsense, stupid talk Geschwalle - nonsense, stupid talk Gesülze - nonsense, stupid talk geil - lecherous, horny -- also used as a general adjective for positive sentiments toward a person, place or thing (ein geiles Mädchen - a nice girl OR a horny girl eek ) Göbelmasse - alcoholic drinks göbeln - to puke Grapschen!!! - shouted when one is being molested or sexually violated (like American "Fresh!!!") Hosenscheisser - one who shits his pants Hure - whore Huresohn - son of a whore Ische - usually describes ones girlfriend ("meine Ische...") - slang, but not insulting except for feminists Jabolo - harmless insult of a name for informal greetings Kiste - tits Kitzler - clitoris kiffen - to smoke marijuana Kennsch de Wayne?/Wayne intressiert's? - equivalent to "Who the ******** cares?" Klo - mens room, the can Klugscheißer - lit. "Smart shitter," smartass kotzen - to puke krank - lit. "sick," describes a woman on her period Krumbaschniedschie - German potato pancake (Trier slang) kübeln - to puke Latte - erection, boner Lappen - lit. "cloth," refers to driver's liscence Leck mich am Arsch/Leck' mich - lit. "lick my a**" Mäuse - "mice," common slang for money Moese(Möse?) - v****a Möpse - female breasts Nutte - whore Ödbacke - boring person Pappnase - detrimental person Patte - very common slang for money Pimmel - p***s Poppstar - popstar, but when connotated with 'poppen' gives a "pornstar" effect Puderdose - p***y Rottler - wanker runterholen, sich einen - to masturbate Sack - testicles, balls Scheißhaus - lit. "shithouse" - toilet Schlampe - slut Schlampenschlepper - a pimp's car, lit. "slut-dragger" Schniedel - funny expression for p***s, like 'wang' Schnitte - chick, babe Schnittenalarm! - Babe alert! schrullen wie's Tier - to pee like an animal Schwaadlappen - one who seems to talk endlessly Schwengel - d**k Schwanz - d**k, lit. "tail" Schwanzlutscher - cocksucker Steifer - erection, boner pissen - to piss strullen - funny way to say 'to piss,' like whizz, tinkle or leak schwul - gay geile Tussi - good-looking young lady Teute - a joint verdammter Schweinehund - an absolute moron Verpisse dich! - Piss off!/Go away! wegflexen - to knock someone over, flatten wichsen - to masturbate wie's Tier - like an animal - very popular way in southwest Germany to emphasize what you say b*****d - b*****d Wichser - masturbator, wanker Wo hockt der Bus? - Who the ******** cares? lit. "where squats the bus?" Muschi - most common term for p***y (vulva) Dirne - prostitute Zwitter - hermaphrodite Miststück - b***h, lit. "manure piece" Zuhälter - pimp
Er, not that I'm a totally profane person, I don't wanna give that impression. I just happen to know these words.
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