Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Marcus Dranz]

Here you go! But, it's all from a leper. Eat up!

I wish Nintendo would stop with all the Mario Parties.  

[PsychoDagger]

Nintendo stops making Mario Parties, but only because they go bankrupt, and are no longer making any games O.O

I wish I had a life =D  

[KalmarBlades]

POOF! u get a life but life sucks and u all of sudden die from an army of cats!

i wish for all the video games in the world  

[locke317]

You get all the videogames in the world, but everyone is broken and can't be fixed.

I wish I was a frog.  

[Strideo]

POOF! You are a happy little frog sitting on a lilly pad but nearly instantly a crain swoops down and eats you. crying

I wish I had the power turn traffic lights green!  

[KalmarBlades]

POOF! u get the power to turn lights green but u turn all the lights green and have a 50 car pile up.

I wish for no more slow internets.  

[locke317]

You get you wish. There is no slow internet because there is no more internet. crying

I wish everyone had giant mecha.  

[[Just A Girl]]

Everyone gets one but all blow up due to terrorists!

I wish I could meet Davey Havok.  

[Jijinan]

Ta Da! You get to meet him. However, he sees you as Miss Murder and runs off screaming into the distance.

I wish for a magical toaster pastry that can grant me a wish with each bite!  

[Maxwell002]

You get your Magical Toaster Pastry, but accidently wish that the world would blow up.

I wish my chest pain would stop.  

[locke317]

Your chest pain stops, but you get a horrible ice cream headache that won't go away.

I wish I could dance.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but all of your friends become jealous of your dancing and they all abandon you.

I wish for a puppy.  

[Mystic Flame]

POOF! you have a puppy, but it has rabies and bites you!

I wish my cat would stop scratching me  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Your cat stops scratching you, but now it’s intent on gnawing your feet off.

I wish I could win big in the lottery.  

[the wheel of morality]

Ah ur wish is half granted. U win big in the lottery but are caught embellizing the money in Enron which goes belly up and now u are on the hunt for the lost money.

I wish I could marry Johnny Depp