Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[mamejen]

this is not what i ordered! *eats* the sauce looks kinda like it, though. what? why are you staring? it tasted fine!

"PIZZA MAN! i want a deep-dish pizza with hair, baloons and used tisues. can you replace the cheese with paper clips and the sauce with baby snot? really? you can? good!"  

[GoldenFraggle]

Oh how disgusting ! *reluctantly eats pizza*

"Pizza Man I want a pizza covered in grasshoppers, cicadas and extra pillbugs "  

[mamejen]

*smells* eww...this is NOT what i ordered. take it to the person next door. *throws up on pizza* i guess i'll eat it now...

"oh, pizza guy...i want na pepperoni-glass pizza. can you press eyeballs on instead of pepperoni? you can? YAY!"  

[Saikii]

Oh is that Obi-wan from Star Wars in the pattern on the pizza? Cha-ching! I hear an E-bay. whee

"Hey pizza guy, I`d like to order a soap, rabies, and anchovie pizza with extra zombie brains on top."  

[mamejen]

(funny, cause i just watched star wars! eek ) eww...gross...*picks up and opens zombie brain* aww, a grunny! *grunny jumps on head* AHHHH!!

"i'm dead now, so i guess i'll order a salt pizza"  

[GoldenFraggle]

Okay now that I ate that I'm EXTREMELY THIRSTY !!!!!!!!!

"Hey Pizza Man I'd like to order a pizza with jalapeno peppers, ret hot habanero peppers, extra chili powder and extra wasabi !"  

[mamejen]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

"hey pizza man, i want a pizza that's set on fire."  

[Chirish63]

*eats it* hey its pretty good just i think i need a new mouth
"Hey pizza man give me a pizza with broken glass, cotton balls, and cardboard"  

[mamejen]

*eats* ....... *faints*

"pizza person i want a human tail pizza"  

[locke317]

Good thing there wasn't a whole human on that pizza. Otherwise, it was pretty good.

Could I order a pizza with a very strong acid on it?  

[mamejen]

yum! *eats* *screams* guhh..uhg..*dies again*

"pizza guy i really want a time bomb pizza"  

[MiStiEM00K]

ohh this pizza looks good *starts to eat it, but never gets it in mouth bc my lil bro took it and ate it* hey! that was my pizza!!! *lil bro explodes*

"Hey pizza guy??? can u get me a pizza with EXTRA cheese and instead of tomato sauce ... glue ? ? ?? with some pipe cleaners for the crust ???"  

[gothboi94]

sounds okay to me but those pipe cleanerz get stuck in my teeth so I'll leave them for the dogz az leftoverz and can u make that white glue instead of crazy glue?

Hello pizzay guy I want to order a pizza. I want pencil lead and sawdust and for a topping could you empty out my lava lamp all over it?  

[Roland_Jamison]

I've had better.

hey pizza guy! I want to order a large metal shaving, cat fur, and motor oil pizza.  

[Psycho_Kat]

Cat fur?! Omgz, you shouldn't have! =3 *devours pizza* Ah, perfection.

Hey, Pizza Boy! Lemme' order a large pizza, covered in clipped hobo toenails, with a layer of raw potato slices grown in a sewage run-off, sprinkled with the fur of a bear, lightly crumbled dried sheep's eyes layering the edge, and the lining of a use diaper as top layer.