Best Movie Quote...EVER

[Little Skana]

Space Balls: " I'm surrounded by a**holes" and
"I bet she gives great helmet."  

[BluePod]

Devlin Darkness

"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-�-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

-------V for Vendetta

Great movie and great quote.  

[BluePod]

The Exciting Mushroom

"Weddings?! I love weddings!!! DRINKS ALL AROUND!"
- Capt'n Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of the Carribean

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly? stupid. "

This is a better quote of his from the same movie  

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"May the schwartzbe with you."  

[AsphaltGoo]

"Hasta la vista, baby!"
–in "Terminator 2" by Arnold Schwarzenegger rofl rofl  

[AsphaltGoo]

"But why is the rum gone?!"
-Pirates of the Caribbean by Captain Jack Sparrow  

[Zeddicuus]

"You have three seconds, exactly three f**king seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLF**K YOU!!!"

- Drill Sargeant, 'Full Metal Jacket'

And toony(is the)cookiefairy rocks for the quote on Monty Python's Holy Grail. That made me laugh pretty hard.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

"people should not be afraid of their government. the government should be afraid of its people" - v for vendetta  

[Nerevar Fatehand]

I think I'll put some more of my other favorite quotes sweatdrop

"It's just you me and the boomstick"
"This is my boomstick!"
"Some people are born to use a chainsaw, some get them attached as a hand, me"
All from Ash of Evil Dead  

[Kachan36]

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

-Casablanca  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

(from a movie about a man whose entire life was one long Telivision show without his knowledge: "The truman show" )

Krostof, the director: "Truman, there is no more truth out there than in the worlkd I created for you. Truman..........you can't leave. You know you can't."

Truman: "You never had a camera in my head!"

*then he walks out of the studio/town


(my 3rd favorite movie of all time. Everyone should check it out!)  

[Kachan36]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

-The Godfather  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

okay, how bout some MIB quotes!!!:


[to candidates rejected as MIB agents]
Zed: Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.


Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Everything they've ever "known" has been proven to be wrong. A thousand years ago everybody knew as a fact, that the earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.


Beatrice: You here to make fun of me too?
Kay: No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.  

[Insane King Wasabi]

" maybe it's because i'm really really ridiculously good looking."
Zoolander  

[Dolix Pullo]

"You've got to tell them...!"
-Soylent Green