The Why Not? Tavern

[emo_mushroom]

if you must..  

[Tonyviet]

._. its too hot to sleep >>
burning_eyes i had to sleep with 3 fans on >>
its over 107 degrees  

[emo_mushroom]

awwww no sad  

[Velvet Volgar]

*walking in* dude theres some animals running outside the room *shouting*SLING SHOT NOOOOOO GET BACK HERE *runs outside and gets her monkey sling shot* darn it sling shot no running off like that
Sling shot rofl Ocean rofl Tc:NOT YOU 2 OCEAN god i got to leave my monkeys are running away *shoots out and gets her monkeys*  

[A Skepty]

TyrenOceanic

*walking in* dude theres some animals running outside the room *shouting*SLING SHOT NOOOOOO GET BACK HERE *runs outside and gets her monkey sling shot* darn it sling shot no running off like that
Sling shot rofl Ocean rofl Tc:NOT YOU 2 OCEAN god i got to leave my monkeys are running away *shoots out and gets her monkeys*

o_O

*backs away slowly*  

[CutesieBubbles]

I'll be a bartender or a waitress!!!

...

OK, maybe not....

I want a glass of lemonade in a martini glass since I'm under 21!
 

[subliminal_misery]

ill be a bartender  

[subliminal_misery]

subliminal_misery

ill be a bartender

by the way...ill have a double shot of jack please.  

[Azirru]

can i have some onion rings and and a soda and water solution?  

[Kimoura]

Forth entered the young man, something of a kind smile etched amongst his lips, pale facial features peeking forth from beneath strands of fairly long hair. Strapped amongst his back would be something of a Viola case, though a staff would be held firmly within his right hand, doubling as a walking stick.

Stepping forth towards that of the bar the man's figure came to sit, before asking in a calm, deep yet soft tone. " Might I please get some Coffee? Also..If you need someone to play music, or just good target practice for vegetable throwing, I could always do what I can, from time to time."  

[PizzaBoy220]

*drives up drunk*

Yeah, I'll take a burger, and some fries to go. And do you sell pants?  

[Kimoura]

**Tossed the Pizzaboy a pair of Levis for free.** Here, you need them more than I do, now for God's sakes, man..put 'em on..!! gonk  

[PizzaBoy220]

*Eats pants*
Eh, a little greasy for my taste. Now where's my pants?!?  

[Wind-Whisper]

I am entering this tavern for the first time, and am checking out the decor. If I like the decor, I might order luch. What's on the menue?  

[KO-KO]

"Luch" sounds gross. Lunch sounds good.