Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Anime Duncan]

Granted! You learn how to eat rocks, but you loose all your teeth after you much down a few. . .at least you're full

I wish that I got 2 weeks off for Thanksgiving instead of just 1  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but for those two weeks you get attacked by frying pan wielding chipmunks.

I wish that money was free.  

[bare hands]

Granted, but now you don't get any.

I wish I had super cool shoes that could grant any wish.  

[Anime Duncan]

Granted! But they are not your size so no wishes for you!

I wish that I had a 3,000,000,000 gig hard drive!
I could download all the anime I could ever want!  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but it crashes your computer.

I wish I had a bowl of Ramen.  

[FantasyKitty]

Granted but then an annoying sibling/cousin eats it on you.

I wish I had a sun staff.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but it's RIGGED TO BLOW!!!

I wish I had a pet whale.  

[a~failng~light]

Wish Granted!! But the whale ends up eating you and you have to live inside of it like Phnoccio.

I wish I didn't have to do my Book Report.  

[Star Thief]

granted. You now have to do your worst enemies and best friend's book reports instead.

I wish i had more time before class to do my hw.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but your homework increases along with it, and you grow up to become the change person in your sig.

I wish that I could fly like Batman... yay.  

[Star Thief]

wish granted. You are now arguably psychotic, obsessed, and like dressing up like animals that frighten you while walking the streets at night.

Oh, and you harass the police.

I wish it was Oct 17  

[FantasyKitty]

Granted, but Oct 17 repeats itself over and over.

I wish I didn't have to do a stupid show-and-tell assignment.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but you have to dance in a chicken suit singing the Barney song in front of the whole school instead.

I wish that I could beat Final Fantasy 3.  

[CutesieBubbles]

You do, but it burns up your game station.

I wish that school wasn't stressful.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Granted, but the food doesn't change.

I wish that my lamp could talk.