Corrupt a Digi-wish

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, you have a boat... but you live on a desert planet.

I wish life wasn't so aggravating all the time.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, now its all lonely all the time

i wish i were a real boy  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, you are a real boy... at the center of the earth.

I wish I could control paper. Like RoD style.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but your at the center of the earth with me.

I wish I had a sylveon  

[Little Pinch of Ginger]

A Sylveon magically appears before you, in all it´s beauty. Unfortunately this particular Sylveon is from a hacked creepypasta game and kills you in a horrible, bloody way.

I wish I had superpowers  

[ultimatemk]

Granted however your superpower requires you to sacrifice your life in other words, use it and you die.

I wish that I could turn back time to a specific point. Memories will be lost however skills, talents, knowledge and desires will remain.  

[Xx_Yume_Shinkirou_xX]

ultimatemk

Granted however your superpower requires you to sacrifice your life in other words, use it and you die.

I wish that I could turn back time to a specific point. Memories will be lost however skills, talents, knowledge and desires will remain.

granted but you still have the same outcome ^^;

I wish for this wish not to be granted  

[dragonianflame]

ungranted, but the djinn granting wishes loves paradoxes and found a way around it. : 3

I wish I had more jelly for my toast  

[xxx_Mist_of_shadows_xxx]

Granted, but ALL OF YOUR TOAST IS AS BURNT AS COAL!!! MRAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish I could shoot toast from my eyes  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but the toast gets stuck in your eyes and builds up till your head explodes

I wish for a pet eevee  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Granted, however the eevee hates you and will go out of its way to cause chaos.

I wish to go to the Digital World  

[Little Pinch of Ginger]

You do go to the Digital world, however, because you are an intrude and do not have a Digivice or a Digimon with you, you are caught and thrown into digital prison where you will stay for all eternity. I hope you like bread and water!

I wish for worldpeace  

[dragonianflame]

granted. you never said anything about aliens attacking.

I wish to the very best, like no one ever was.  

[Shadow of Miracles]

Granted, but because there's no one else like you, you die alone.

I wish I was goku  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Granted, but you are goku at the end of the series which means you are dead.

I wish I always knew what time it was without having to consult a watch/clock