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 Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:47 pm
Granted... one, two Fredd's comming for you...
I wish I couldn't get cavaties.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:52 pm
Granted. You get gingivitis instead.
I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:50 am
Granted but you are struck in the head with a very improperly placed spoon and get temporary amnesia causing you to forget why the chicken crossed the road.
I wish the person below me would explode.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:07 pm
Granted, I had pent up anger and exploded on your parents and I blamed it on you, and now they're super pissed at you.
I wish I had the Gold Prince's Rapier... crying
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:53 pm
Granted, but when it was handed to you, your right hand was sliced off.
I wish I had a flying mouse.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:49 pm
Granted, but it was a RAT. Not a MOUSE
I wish there was pie...
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:07 am
granted, but I ungrant your wish in few seconds
I wish I won on the arena
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:38 am
Granted, but after getting your prize the judges realize they had made a mistake and take your prize away.
I wish my mom would let me have more kitties..
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:31 pm
Granted, but you end up spending a crapload of money taking care of them.
I wish I had a magic gold and scarlet and silver pocketwatch.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:51 pm
Granted but shortly after receiving those items you are hit by a bus and fall into a coma.
I wish nothing bad would happen to me
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:09 pm
Granted, but you get bored after a while.
I wish people would stop buying into the scam that being a walking skeleton makes you pretty.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:08 pm
Granted the walking skeletons put on fat suits.
I wish the person below me would give me 60000000000000 gold.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:35 pm
Granted, I gave you 60000000000000 gold, but it was multiplied by 0!
I wish I could make multiplecolors appear in front of me, like those blacklight poster.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:32 pm
granted, but you suddenly go colorblind from the colors...
I wish for a cuppa tea.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:21 pm
Granted, but the tea is filled w/ poison
I wish the whole world read |_337
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