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 Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:38 pm
XD. Because no stores that end with Mart aren't open.
What's for dinner?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:39 pm
Beef cakes and pantie hose! D<
Why do I shot web?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:43 pm
Because you have a hormomal embalance.
Why is a donut round?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:55 pm
I am who I am... Because if they were square boxes would sue.
Why am I eating Taco Bell? Deal with it...
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:57 pm
Because there isn't a such thing as burger bell.
Why am I so short?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:57 pm
Because of your very distant Mexican heritage. (Hahaha, this was aimed @ the taco bell, but it fits even better now. xD)
Wut iz teh meanins of lyf? eek
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:58 pm
To eat as many hohos as you can.
Why do pigs fly?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:09 pm
Because they wanted to be like the monkeys from Oz.
Where is my shoes?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:33 pm
Down the toilet
Why is Simon evil?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:33 pm
Doing the hokey pokey on the moon.
Why are co workers a pain?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:13 pm
because of the fbi
Why arent i in the fbi?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:23 pm
Because you are not a woman.
How does the internet work?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:23 pm
There's little elves posting pictures on your screen.
Why does chocolate make me see funny colors?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:27 pm
Because Willy Wonka spiked the chocolate.
Why can't the moon be made out of cheese?
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:29 pm
Because it's currenly made of mothballs and belly button lint.
Why can I not see well in the dark?
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