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First, I would grab you from behind and stab your foot. Then I'd cut off all your fingers and put acid on the stumps. Then I'd tie you to a pole and force-feed you rat poison, then I'd wait 30 seconds for you to die. If you didn't, I'd beat you with a toxic spiked ball. If that didn't do it I'd slowly pour acid down your throat while pulling a chain around your neck.

I was just having fun 3nodding

I would take out a piece of steak and coax the dragons around your body, thereby tying you up with your own weapons. I would then give the dragons raw steak and leave you there to die. (It's 11:11 at night. Forgive me.)

I would use mind control to set your chickies on you, then just before you cark it, tell them to back off and make you kill yourself by simply not breathing.

Well, first I would take that chainsaw of yours and use it to cut off all your limbs. Then I would suck up the blood *is a vampire* and would leave you on the most major highway I could find, and then I would throw rocks at your face until a truck hit you.

I would call up a cabugobillion demon babehz from the fiery pits of hell to devour your flesh and gnaw on your bones, the I will burn what is left of your bones in a demonic blaze and laugh maniacally as I stomp your ashes into the ground.

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Well ready for another round? First and foremost I'd have to start off by taking your ever so creepy smile and cut it off with a sharp branch. You know I've never seen how much plaque you've gotten so why not pull them out one by one, and shove them back in. After that useless, yet joyess begining I'd of course save a couple of teeth and place them in your pupils as I always do because, what are friend for? Looking at your now beautiful face why no a nose job, oh splendid no? A headbutt here headbutt there, place the remaining cartiledge in you stomach, not through you esophogus, no no, oh what a "smashing" good time we have.
Well you look completeley out of shape, I'd might as well stick your hand in a meat grinder,and watch as oodles of oodles of arm string come pouring out. Then I'd rip open your belly some more, and feed you in a much faster fashion, ain't I sweet. Now I'm getting tired of killing you, over, and over, and over, so I'd just pull off all eight of your ribs and give you a nice mohawk, but that thing in the middle, thats mine! Gasping for air as you lungs can easily be seen going in and out, in and out, in... and out... why might as well have a little fun, and I've heard necrophilia ain't so bad!
Random question, am I getting less creative each post?

(By god your the only one I kill, kinda strange, Oh and nice revenge shot, better than your last post!)
After you think I'm dead, I'd jump off the post and bite you on the head, taking a good chunk of your skull. I'd take your little measly bat and give your leg a few good rounds until it gets blacker than Mike Tyson with frost bite. I'd drag you from your nose about a good 200 ft into my walk-in freezer. You unable to move I'd just lay you down on nice icy spot, and start to get in close. I'd slowly slide across your body just to see which place has the will have the best effect. After the detective stops looking for evidence I'd rip off your jaw and cut open your naval area and take a meat hook and, well, hang you up with it. I'd take your ever so delicate leg and rip it off sloooowly, as the pain causes you to give out a barley audible shriek, it sounds so great that every other scream was waking up the dogs in Australia. Then I'd beat you with the leg as your organs popped out of your body and froze over in a couplle of seconds.