Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[sword legend musashi]

Your wish has been granted but the food chain dies and we all die.
I wish for a Wii.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but a ninga steals it for some reason and you never get it back.

I wish I had Elemental Hair.  

[I_Love_Luis -02-25-08-]

your hair turns into Elemental hair but for some reason it falls out and you become bald.

I wish i had a cookie with milk.  

[XanXives]

granted, but the baker who made the cookie got confused and he put rat poisening insted of cinnemon and milk is 3 years old (xP)

I wish for anime to be real, so we all have magical powers and stuff.....  

[Dangerboy3]

granted but the world goes into chaos and everyones killing eachother

I wish for nothing.  

[XanXives]

granted, but then everything you did not want will appere on top of you, crushing you to death....

I wish i had cure powers (then i will never get sick *sniff* *sniff* I hate getting a cold)  

[SilentShadowDreamer]

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone finds out about it and you're so busy curing everyone else that you have no time for you.

I wish that the trees in Stanley Park would grow back. (All Vancouverites will get this.)  

[Crimson Hagane]

Granted, except the tress begin to eat every human in the city, then wither away and die out again.

I wish for a magical pinata.  

[Dangerboy3]

Granted, it's a pinata magicaly possesed by a demon who wants to eat you!

I wish that some madman would run into my room and drill a hole in my head.  

[Crimson Hagane]

Granted, but he drills a hole in a model of your head. Then he gains his sanity and is no longer a madman.  

[Fluffy_socks]

I wish for my true love.  

[Crimson Hagane]

Granted, but he pulls out a giant knife and stabs you 356435445363658768953423 times.
I wish the Zurg would finally realize their weakness.  

[SilentShadowDreamer]

Granted, but then they all go insane, are put into a mental home, and destroy it, letting homicidal maniacs run free.

I wish my computer would stop freezing.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Granted: It explodes instead !!!

I wish the Holidays weren't over.  

[Crimson Hagane]

GoldenFraggle

Granted: It explodes instead !!!

I wish the Holidays weren't over.

Granted, but now Santa Claus is gunning you down!

I wish for horrible pie.