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 Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:04 pm
Granted, but you are one of those people.
I wish steampunk took over the world.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:56 pm
wish granted, but everyone died. so it doesn't matter.
I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish!
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:40 pm
Granted, your wish is not corrupted, it is killed.
I wish I could get over my unnatural fear of driving a car...
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:15 pm
Granted, but it is replaced with an unnatural fear of air fresheners.
I wish I had a giant magical paintbrush.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:19 pm
Granted, but it's an INVISIBLE paintbrush that paints anything invisible on contact! It accidentally touches the world and it suddenly disappears!
I wish I had fudge.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:16 pm
Granted, but you find the bones of a child in your piece.
I wish I had magical powers.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:23 pm
Granted, you have the powers to walk on grass, swim in a puddle, and fly in a plane. I wish I could find the longer version of "Moving on up."
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:58 am
Wish Granted, but you have to watch(listen?) to it on repeat for the rest of your life.
I wish that I didn't have to do the HSC (Higher School Certificate - School leaving exam, University entrance exams, as such).
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:33 am
Granted. Now you must do something much, much harder and much more mind-numbing.
I wish I had my own private island.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:06 am
Granted, but Godzilla, King Ghorda, and Mothra want to stop by for a house warming party.
I wish I could spawn wings of any kind at anytime, yet flaming ones don't hurt... me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:42 am
Granted, but one day, you fall out of a plane and decide to take out your wings, and they're made of solid gold and they're so heavy that you fall into the ocean and sink.
I wish my computer wouldn't heat up so fast...
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:38 am
Granted. Now the screen FREEZES every two seconds.
I wish for pie.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:00 pm
Granted. You get pie....IN THA FACE!!!!
I wish I had milk.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:51 am
Granted, but it's spoiled. Gross, huh?
I wish I didn't have to grow up...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:29 pm
Granted. You're a child for the rest of your life (possible? eek )
I wish I could run as fast as a hurricane-force wind.
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