What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:18 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid decides to take its time by checking its credit score with FreeCreditReport.com, hoping to kill the girl with boredom!floralsnow = 250 Droid = 220 The website had a virus that went into the droid's system hoping to crash it and make him malfunction The droid whips out its buzzsaw, slashing at the girl.floralsnow = 250 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:19 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid slowly reaches out its pincers toward the girl's nose plucking away at the ghastly hairs!floralsnow = 220 Droid = 220 The girl uses her chainsaws to destroy the droid's pincers The droid sprays paint in the girl's eyes.floralsnow = 220 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:20 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid decides to pick up its pace by smashing the girl on her big toe with a hammer!floralsnow = 190 Droid = 220 The hammer hit the droid's face instead floralsnow: 190 Droid: 130 The droid surrounds the girl in a ring of fuel and ignites the fumes with its torch.floralsnow = 190 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:23 pm
Felinophile Darth Daddicus Felinophile bah! tries again in the morning talk2hand edit: felin 170 droid 10 Encouraged by the sight of the woman's blood, the droid picks her up by the shoulders and headbutts her in the nose.Felinophile = 90 Droid = 10 attempts to destroy this "SICK" droid stare The droid throws shikkars at the woman in a haphazard pattern hoping to watch the blood spray from several severed arteries.Felinophile = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:24 pm
Felinophile come on felin! scream *attaches drill to end of light saber* The droid twirls around, bringing its heavy metal foot up for a roundhouse kick.Felinophile = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:25 pm
Felinophile *kicks at droid with steel toed shoes* The droid drops down and kicks at the woman's ankles.Felinophile = 90 Droid = 10
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:28 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 250 Droid = 190 She was ecstatic...she had been able to dodge every attack thrown at her..perhaps her luck had returned...perhaps this was a defective droid..just a bucket of bolts... She raised her hand and lifted it with the Force hurling the droid at the durasteel wall behind it The droid spins around flailing madly about with its claws hoping to make contact.Nia Phoenix = 220 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:29 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 250 Droid = 160 She laughed almost deliriously as he crashed into the wall, leaving a large dent where he had made contact...elated she drew the Force to her fingertips, the lightning crackling as it gained strength. When she was satisfied, she hurled a huge ball of electricity at the droid The droid stores an amount of the expelled energy and zaps the girl with its electrotorch.Nia Phoenix = 190 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:30 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 250 Droid = 130 she watched the sparks fly as the lightning made contact and smiled readying her next attack again she used the Force to smash him into the wall hoping to loosen some nuts and bolts Nia 250 Droid 100 The droid uses its rivet gun to shoot nuts and bolts at the girl.Nia Phoenix = 160 Droid = 100
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:35 pm
gowie2 gaia_star This droid is making myself sound delicious... emotion_drool Hit!My Current HP: 90Droid's HP: 170 - 80 = 90 The droid adds oregano, knowing how deathly allergic gowies are top the tasty seasoning.gowie2 = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:39 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star Wait. eek I'm being skinned alive.... I need to get out of this pot. gonk The droid adds just a hint of lemon to the creature's open wounds. gowie2 = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:41 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star How about you go in the pot and rust? twisted The droid loses its patience for the creature and decides it ought to just hold it under the boiling water for a bit. gowie2 = 10 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:56 pm
Purtie starts again Hurry up and die! it's almost the 30th! MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP The droid checks its internal calendar and realizes he must make haste with dispatching this woman. He slashes at her neck. Purtie = 195 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:57 pm
The droid wonders why the woman continuously hold a feather underneath its repulsors and decides to take advantage of her position with an overhead strike. Purtie = 195 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:59 pm
Purtie I need to destroy you! Purtie = 250 droid = 250 The droid swoops behind the woman, drops down, and slashes at the back of her knees wondering if it'll tickle. Purtie = 140 Droid = 250
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