corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted. COMING SOON Neverland, "Shota" perfect place!
I wish my NES worked properly.  

[Wolf Berserker]

GRANTED, but I wanted t therefore u nolonger have it and it will work for only ME!!!!! twisted twisted twisted lol

I wish the worst possible thing could happen..thatl show those chumps...BUAHAHHA  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, you start tell "Ninja Jokes," during the Million defensive Wemon march, WHO are going through the cycle!
I wish I just didn't see or post that horse...  

[Wolf Berserker]

Granted; it was an illusioun. In fact all you kno is an illusion that will fade when the one whi is dreaming you wakes up and you cease to exist

I wish my lawyer were here to help with this wish  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but his rates are ridiculously high, leaving you with no wish and no money.

I wish I had a pet dolphin.  

[Wolf Berserker]

Granted; bad news..why is the dolphin ticking? *explodes violently* burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes ... uh, dolphin steak anyone?

I wish i chad a chewey!!! my dog keeps gettin mine mrgreen  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but... your dog gets that one, too.

I wish I could play "Clocks" on the piano.  

[Wolf Berserker]

Granted but it will be impossible to set the clocks to the right time, and it will be 3 minutes fast on wensdays and 7 minutes slow on saturday

I wish i could summon soda from the walls  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted but tis BAKING soda!

I wish I couldn't get lost.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, now you can't be found!
I wish I could meet the Mongler or Happy Negro*!
*Translated from Spanish to English is Black, there, the more you know the less damage is inlflicted on me!  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but that involves breaking into a high-security prison.

I wish I could stand the taste of spicy stuff.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but you can't handle the hot stuff.


I wish I knew how to make kimonos.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you're limited to the origami ones that people always use as bookmarks or something or other.

I wish these pixie wings actually let me fly...  

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but it seems that the ground is coming up, pretty quickly.
I wish I could get of the Prison with "The Mongler," and Happy Negro still alive.  

[Wolf Berserker]

GRANTED: the Mongler is alive-your snowman is alive, but you were eaten by a wild pack of clown-orangatans

i wish I had a spatula that could make the people i dont like burning_eyes KABOOOOOMMMMM burning_eyes !!!!